Entertaining Children - Chapter 833
Chapter 833 Xueba is playing like this
Chapter 833
“Didn’t you say that you would deliberately retaliate,” Cao Bin looked at Xiao Yao amusedly, “How come I want you to flick his forehead out?”
“I just said that I would continue to play him, but I didn’t say that I would play such a cruel hand!” Xiao Yao smiled, “I thought you were asking me!”
“Are you going to continue playing him?” Chen Lidao, “Do you mean your team will definitely get the first place?”
“Of course!” Xiao Yao nodded confidently.
“Oh Xueba is going to be serious, He Cheng is going to be miserable!” Kong Zheng smiled happily, “It is destined to be a long bag on his head!”
“How is it possible?” He Cheng said in disbelief, “Even if Xiao Yao can help the red team get the first place, he can guarantee that our team is last?”
“Try it,” Xiao Yao smiled, “Let’s take a look at the test rules and content of this subject first!”
“The test subject of this subject is Chinese, and the test method is to answer the questions.” The on-site director announced, “We give each team a answerer, whoever gets the answer, teammates can discuss and help. Each question has only one chance to answer the question. One point is awarded for correct answers, no points will be deducted for incorrect answers, but the right to answer this question will be lost, and the other two teams will rush to answer again. The team with the least score will still be punished by the team with the most scoring.”
When the on-site director introduced the rules, the staff came over and gave each team a responder. Since we can discuss with each other, the members of each team are all sitting together, but there is only one answering machine, so each team also has a member who is responsible for pressing the answering machine. Of course, the red team gave the answering device to Xiao Yao, and the yellow team still let Zhou Yunshan take charge of the answering. On the blue team, He Cheng personally took the answering device.
“Director,” after announcing the rules, Xiao Yao raised his hand again, “I want to ask, how many questions in total?”
“Six questions in total!” the live director replied.
“What if it is tied for first or tied for first?” Xiao Yao asked again.
“If there is a tie for first place, the two teams will each get one point. If there is a tie for the bottom one, neither team will score.” The on-site director said, “If there is any one of these two situations, there will be no final headshot. punishment.”
“Understand!” Xiao Yao nodded.
“Do you have any questions?” the live director asked again.
“No!” Everyone shook their heads.
“Okay, then we will start!” the live director said, “The first question, who is the author of “Robinson Crusoe”?”
When the on-site director recites the title, the projector in the classroom also projects the title in text form onto the projection screen on the podium.
“Who knows this?” Everyone shouted.
“I have watched this movie and TV series, but I really haven’t noticed who the author of the original is!” Chen Lidao, “I knew the protagonist was Robinson!”
“Nonsense, I also know that the protagonist is Robinson.” Cao Bin vomited, “Just look at the name! Who doesn’t know that the protagonist in “Robinson Crusoe” is Robinson?”
“This author seems to be a British writer in the eighteenth century.” Xiao Yao touched his chin, seemingly unintentionally said.
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The sound of the answering machine rang.
“Yellow team answer!” said the live director.
“Fielding?” Zhou Yunshan said hesitantly.
“Who?” Others asked Zhou Yunshan in a daze.
“A British writer in the 18th century, I remember who he was called “the father of British novels” or something.” Zhou Yunshan said.
“Sure enough, you are a master!” Everyone praised.
“No, no, I guessed too!” Zhou Yunshan waved her hand, “Actually I don’t know if it’s right, but I know this one for British writers in the 18th century!”
“Isn’t Shakespeare British?” Chen Li asked.
“Shakespeare was a writer in the European Renaissance period. He was born in the 16th century and died in the 17th century!” Xiao Yao reminded, “Yun Shan is talking about a writer in the 18th century.”
“Oh yes!” Chen Li nodded. He is quite familiar with Shakespeare.
“Confirm the answer?” the scene director asked Zhou Yunshan.
“Yunshan!” Xiao Yao shouted, “The author of “Robinson Crusoe” is not Henry Fielding, but Daniel Defoe!”
“Huh?” Zhou Yunshan asked in surprise, “Daniel Defoe?”
“If you believe me, answer Daniel Defoe!” Xiao Yao looked at Zhou Yunshan and said.
“Don’t believe him!” He Chengdao, “If he knew, why didn’t he grab it just now?”
“I believe it!” Zhou Yunshan hesitated for a moment, but turned to the scene director and said, “Daniel Defoe, confirm the answer!”
“The answer is correct!” the live director announced, “The yellow team gets a point!”
“Wow ” The three members of the yellow team jumped up and gave high fives to celebrate.
“Do you really know?” Wen Zonglang looked at Xiao Yao and said, “Then why didn’t you grab it just now?”
“It’s okay, warm up!” Xiao Yao smiled, “There are still many opportunities behind!”
“The second question, the four treasures of the study…” The on-site director asked the second question.
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This time, the voice of the answering machine rang before the live director’s questions were asked, but when the live director was reciting the question, the voice was not very noticeable.
“Which four things are you referring to?” The live director continued reading the whole question.
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As soon as the live director’s voice fell, He Chengcheng immediately took a picture of the responder in front of him and said with a smile, “This question is too simple!”
“Red team answer!” the live director announced.
“Why?” He Cheng stood up and shouted.
“Because Xiao Yao of the Red Team has already pressed the answering device just now!” said the live director. The program group has someone staring at the answering machines of the three teams. Several MCs and guests did not notice, but it does not mean that the staff of the program group did not notice either.
“What? He grabbed it before you finished reading the question. That was a foul!” He Cheng said dissatisfied.
“At the time of the previous question, the director did not say “Start to answer” after reading the question, that is, there is no rule that you can not press it in advance!” Xiao Yao said.
“Yes,” the on-site director nodded, “The title is projected for you to see at the same time. As long as the title appears on the screen in front of you, you can grab it! I don’t say start answering after I finish reading the question, that is, there is no rule to answer it. time.”
“Red team please answer!” After the explanation, the live director continued.
“Langge, you come!” Xiao Yao turned his head and made a please gesture to Wen Zonglang.
“Pen, ink, paper, ink!” Wen Zonglang smiled, and replied loudly while posing for a pose.
“The answer is correct!” The live director announced without surprise, “The red team gets one point!”
“Look, I said to warm up first, are there opportunities?” Xiao Yao turned to Cao Bin and Wen Zong.
“The third question, I was…” The live director continued to ask the third question.
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This time, the answering machine sounded earlier than the previous question. It was almost as soon as the question text of the previous question disappeared on the projection screen that the answering machine sounded.
“Who is the poet of the Tang Dynasty who was praised by Su Shi as “there are paintings in poems, and poems in paintings”?” The live director continued to ask questions, and then announced, “Please answer the blue team!”
“Wait, wait!” He Cheng didn’t even read the question when he pressed the answerer, so he quickly discussed with the teammates beside him.
“Who? Do you know?” He Cheng asked several teammates around him.
“I don’t know!” Gao Bo first shook his head, “There are so many famous poets in the Tang Dynasty, I know a lot, but I don’t know whom Su Shi praised!”
“Why don’t you just guess, tell me all the poets of the Tang Dynasty you know?” Ren Bing suggested.
“No way, I have to confirm the final answer!” Lu Hangdao, “Just now the on-site director asked Yunshan to confirm the answer in the first question!”
“Don’t care! Just guess one!” He Chengdao, “Let’s bet on other teams and don’t know anymore. The big deal is that no one will get points!”
At this time, the other two teams are also discussing. However, the yellow team gathered together to discuss the answer to the question, while the red team discussed other things from the answer to this question.
“Xiao Yao, you should know!” Cao Bin asked Xiao Yao, “You have participated in the “Ancient Poetry Conference”!”
“I know, but Brother Cheng’s hand is too fast!” Xiao Yao said, “I think he just grabbed it before he saw the question!”
“Will you remind them?” Cao Bin asked.
“Of course I won’t remind!” Xiao Yao whispered, “We are opponents!”
“Then why did you remind the yellow team just now?” Wen Zonglang asked strangely.
“Because my purpose is to play the blue team’s forehead!” Xiao Yao said, “The yellow team and the blue team have the same score, and the blue team is not the last one!”
“I’m going, you made this idea!” Cao Bin and Wen Zonglang both said in surprise.
“Yes!” Xiao Yao said, “It is not difficult to ensure that we get the first place and let the blue team take the last place. We get five points, the yellow team gets one point, and the blue team has zero points!”
“So you deliberately didn’t press the first question?” Wen Zong said.
“Well,” Xiao Yao nodded, “If the problem is simple, I will definitely grab it. But as soon as the problem comes out, I don’t think the yellow team and the blue team will be able to do it, so there is no rush to start. If the blue team grabs first , I will definitely not tell them the correct answer, maybe I will deliberately mislead them. If the yellow team grabs, I will tell them the correct answer! But I can’t just say that the yellow team grabs it, I’ll help you answer , Deliberately gave a clue to a British writer in the eighteenth century.”
“Now the yellow team has one point,” Xiao Yao continued, “I only need to get all the remaining four points and not let the blue team get points!”
“Just take all the remaining points?” Cao Bin and Wen Zonglang were completely defeated by Xiao Yao, and said with their thumbs up, “You bull!”
“Blue team, please answer!” The on-site director urged, “There is also a time limit for answering questions!”
“Li Bai and Du Fu are definitely not, I guess Bai Juyi!” He Chengdao.
“Are you sure?” the scene director asked again.
“Xiao Yao, is the answer Bai Juyi?” Ren Bing turned to ask Xiao Yao.
Xiao Yao shrugged his shoulders and spread his hands, then made a zipper motion to his lips.
“We are opponents, you ask us!” Cao Bin smiled and answered Xiao Yao.
“Then Xiao Yao reminded Yun Shan just now!” Lu Hangdao.
“Just now, the score was won by the yellow team, so Xiao Yao is now obedient, and he doesn’t speak anymore!” Wen Zong said.
“Confirm the answer?” the scene director asked again.
“Confirm!” He Cheng gritted his teeth.
“Answer wrong!” said the live director.
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Xiao Yao immediately pressed the answerer.
“The red team answers!” the live director said.
“Wang Wei!” Xiao Yao said.
“The answer is correct!” the live director announced, “The red team gets two points!”
“I’m going! He really knows!” The yellow and blue team exclaimed.
“Awesome!” Cao Bin and Wen Zonglang did not celebrate with excitement, but patted Xiao Yao on the shoulder and praised them.
“Question 4,” the live director continued, “please tell us the classic Chinese classic “The Romance of the Three Kingdoms”…”
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This time it was the live director who pressed the answerer before finishing the question.
“The author of the opening words.” The on-site director finished reading the title, and then announced, “The red team grabbed it. Please answer the red team.”
“This question is too simple!” He Cheng said annoyed, “I can’t fight him fast!”
“Yang Shen!” Xiao Yao replied.
“Huh?” Several people showed unexpected expressions. It was obvious that Xiao Yao’s answer was different from what they thought.
“Confirm the answer?” the scene director asked Xiao Yao.
“Yang Shen, confirm!” Xiao Yao said confidently.
“The answer is correct!” the live director announced, “The red team accumulates three points!”
“What? Isn’t it Luo Guanzhong?” He Cheng cried out.
“Brother Cheng, Luo Guanzhong is the author of “The Romance of the Three Kingdoms”. The title asks about the author of the opening words, not the author of the novel.” Xiao Yao pointed to the question on the projection screen. “The beginning of “The Romance of the Three Kingdoms” said “Rolling Yangtze River” “East Shishui” was written by Yang Shen, a great talent in the Ming Dynasty, and the poem was “Linjiang Fairy”.”
“Huh?” He Chengdao, “Luo Guanzhong didn’t write the opening words of “The Romance of the Three Kingdoms”?”
“You still complain about your hand speed like this!” Cao Bin laughed at He Chengdao, “This question is too simple? Luo Guanzhong? Even if you grab the right to answer the question, you won’t get it right!”
“Are you ashamed to say me?” He Cheng replied, “When Xiao Yao answered the question just now, you also said “Ah”. Do you dare to say that you thought it was Luo Guanzhong?”
“So what? My team didn’t answer the questions!” Cao Bin said, “Furthermore, “Ah.” It was an accident that I thought the answer was wrong, but I have never doubted that the real student in our team answered the question. wrong!”
“Next question!” The scene director spoke again, and the scene immediately became quiet.
“Please say an idiom based on the equation below.” The director said on site, “I won’t read the equation, everyone watch the projection for yourself!”
The voice of the live director fell, and an equation of “10002=100X100X100” appeared under the title on the projection screen.
“Let me go! Is this a math problem or a Chinese problem?” everyone shouted.
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The sound of the answerer rang again!
“The red team answers!” A hint of helplessness was revealed in the on-site director’s tone.
“Do everything possible!” Xiao Yao replied.
“Oh ” The others suddenly realized.
“The answer is correct!” The live director said, “The red team has four points!”
“Is there the last question left? The red team scored four points and has already locked first place in advance!” Zhou Yunshan suddenly said.
“Yes!” The others also nodded when thinking of this.
“My dear!” Chen Li sighed, “Xiao Yao really said that if you get the first one, you get the first one!”
“The last question!” The on-site director continued, “Please name the four historical figures implied in the following pair: The two boats are parallel, and the speed of the scull is not as fast as the sail. The eight notes are played in unison, and the flute is more difficult than the flute and the flute. .”
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The sound of the answering machine sounded.
“It’s still the red team!” The on-site director announced the ownership of the right to answer the question, and then reminded him, “All four people must be right to be correct. As long as one of them is wrong, the right to answer the question will be given to other teams!”
“Understood!” Xiao Yao nodded and replied, “Lu Su, Fan Kuai, Di Qing, Xiao He! Two civil servants and two military generals, the Shanglian said that literary is inferior to martial arts, and the following said that Wu is inferior to literary!”
“The answer is correct!” the live director announced, “Red team five points!”
“I’ll go, there are six questions in total, Xiao Yao alone scored five points!” Chen Li exclaimed.
“He answered the point our team took!” Zhou Yunshan reminded, “He answered all six questions!”
“This is too awesome!” Everyone lamented.
“The language test is over,” the on-site director announced the results. “The final results are: the red team has five points, the yellow team has one point, and the blue team has zero points, so the blue team will be punished by the red team!”
“Really the red team is playing the blue team!” Everyone reacted and exclaimed in unison.
“Xiao Yao, you deliberately didn’t grab the first question, let the Huang team answer it!” He Cheng looked at Xiao Yao.
“Of course!” Wen Zonglang replied on behalf of Xiao Yao, “Didn’t you just say that even if Xiao Yao helped the red team get first, there is no guarantee that your blue team is the last? The yellow team doesn’t get points, how can you guarantee it? Are you the last one?”
“Xiao Yao told me just now,” Cao Bin also stood up and broke the news. “He was ready to let the yellow team take one point from the beginning, and he took all the remaining five points, so that we can guarantee that we are first, the blue The team is the last one. If the first question is a relatively simple question, he will grab it and answer it himself. When he encounters a difficult question, which is estimated to be difficult for you, he will not press it and wait for the yellow team to grab the answer. After getting the right, he tells the yellow team the correct answer. As long as the yellow team scores one point, he won’t miss a single question later.”
“Is there such an operation?” The people in the yellow and blue teams were dumbfounded, and looked at Xiao Yao in amazement, “So how does Xueba play?”
(End of this chapter)