Chapter 79 Can’t pull a shit, but the earth has no
Chu Xuan was a little funny, the memory of his predecessor, there were a lot of fish in this fish pond.
These few people couldn’t catch the fish by themselves, so they made excuses and complained that there were no fish in the pond.
“This can be regarded as no shit, is it blame the earth’s no gravity?” Chu Xuan said quietly in his heart.
I only saw the teasing in Chu Xuan’s eyes with only the head portrait, and confirmed with some embarrassment: “Are there really no fish in the fish pond, right?”
When Chu Xuan heard this, he laughed: “Teacher Xu, it is estimated that your bait has not been fried and it is not fragrant, so the fish do not want to eat it.”
Chu Xuan thought for a while, and finally determined the identity of the bald head in front of him. In his previous life, he had watched several of his movies, but unfortunately, he kept looking for construction sites to move bricks and was so busy that he was not watching. After the movie, the impact on the people in front of me is also a bit blurred.
Xu Zheng couldn’t help laughing when he heard the words. He thought Chu Xuan was weird, and asked seriously, “Then how to fry the bait?”
The other two guests wanted to laugh when they saw their serious appearances, but they were both held back and wanted to see what Chu Xuan said.
“It’s okay. I fry the fish with a strong aroma, which will definitely make the fish take the bait willingly.” Chu Xuan paused for a while and shrugged his shoulders. No time to do it now.”
After listening, everyone couldn’t help it anymore. They all laughed. They knew that Chu Xuan was really joking.
Everyone didn’t blame Chu Xuan for talking nonsense, life is always a little bit good, and it won’t be boring.
“The young man is very interesting!” Xu Zheng smiled, trying to embarrass Chu Xuan: “Since you have such experience in fishing, would you like to show us something?”
Chu Xuan’s smile froze. Where did he catch fish? Besides, he doesn’t have that patience!
“I have something to do, so I won’t show my ugliness anymore.” Chu Xuan waved his hand quickly, and was about to slip away.
“Oh! Doctor Chu, just give us a demonstration!” The female guest asked softly. Chu Xuan took a closer look. This female guest was a little familiar, and she often saw her advertisements on the street in her previous life.
After thinking for a while, I really can’t remember who it is, but this female guest is indeed quite beautiful, and she is acting like a baby with herself, and his ears are crisp.
“Isn’t it hurting my glorious image to leave so sullenly?” Chu Xuan muttered in his heart and decided to let them see their horizons.
“I don’t know how to fish, I’m good at catching fish!” In his previous life, when he was still begging for food in the village, he often went to the river to catch fish. His water was quite good. After training he could hold his breath for five minutes in the water. The “stunning” too!
“I won’t leave if the beauties ask me, otherwise others should say that I don’t understand the customs.” Chu Xuan raised his eyebrows and said, “You are all optimistic. Let me catch you fish.”
“Catch the fish?” The three guests all looked confused, thinking they had misheard.
“Yes, catch fish.” Chu Xuan said bluntly: “I have no time to fry bait now, so I have to go into the water to catch fish.”
“Forget it! This fish pond is quite deep at the first sight. If there are three long and two short, we can’t be responsible.” Xu Zheng shook his head quickly and refused. He didn’t want to see Chu Xuan drink water to see Wang Ye.
Unexpectedly, Chu Xuan didn’t even wait for him to finish. He had already begun to undress and undress, only wearing a small inner inner, and jumped into the fish pond with a scream.
The three guests did not react at all. They saw a splash of water splashing in the fish pond, and then Chu Xuan’s figure disappeared without even a single bubble rising.