Chapter 35 Class 0 Mouth of Death Hot Strips
The first class in the morning was still the politics class of the old class. Xu Mang didn’t have any opinion on this. Anyway, everything was the same. Of course… Xu Mang is a bit different today. He wants to do something big.
Eat snacks in class!
Ordinary students can only sneak snacks in certain special classes, such as those old and dizzy retired special recruits. This kind of teacher will basically not care about you, as long as you don’t make a sound or smell, you can go to heaven.
Xu Mang is different,
He has always been courageous, his head is also very iron, and he understands the road to death.
sneaking snacks in the class teacher’s class! Most people don’t even dare to even think about it, but Xu Mang not only thinks about it, he wants to implement this idea, and eats the high-level food in the snacks series in class!
Regarding the class snack series, the level is also quite strict, such as sugar… this kind of snack is a basic level, anyone can eat it, and will not be caught. Of course, if you are lucky, there are also grab bags on the spot.
E.g,
A certain student ate a piece of candy secretly, and the teacher asked him to get up and answer the question in the next second, basically the ‘get out’ series.
Intermediate snacks are potato chips. Although potato chips have no smell, the crisp sound they make when eaten in their mouth is quite fatal, and if you are not careful, you will fall into the abyss.
Snacks of this level must be done by people who have more than three years of experience in sneaking snacks in class, because they have experience and know how to make no noise.
The technique is very simple. Put huge potato chips in your mouth, use the squeezing of the upper and lower jaws and liquid soaking to quickly soften the potato chips, so as to reach the level of stomach.
Premium snacks are Weilong spicy strips. The pungent smell can fill the entire classroom in an instant. This snack is very scary. Not to mention the elite class enthusiasts who steal snacks, the master enthusiasts are also dying.
Legendary snacks…Instant noodles in barrels, the kind that is soaked in water, this is just a legend, no one can do it, including Xu Mang.
Nowadays,
What Xu Mang wants to eat is the enhanced version of Weilong Spicy Bar-Death Spicy Bar.
to be frank,
Xu Mang is a little worried, because he is not a person who can eat spicy food. The reason why he eats this food is because he watched other people’s tasting videos on the Internet. If he doesn’t believe in evil, he plans to try it.
“Hey!”
Xu Mang secretly took out a red box with a skull printed on it from his schoolbag, and saw the words ‘Devil’s Spicyness, Do You Dare to Challenge?’ on the box, which instantly aroused Xu Mang’s desire to challenge.
“Yang Xiaoman?”
“Did you bring water?” Xu Mang asked secretly.
“Aren’t you claiming to be a porter of nature?” Yang Xiaoman didn’t even turn his head, and whispered, “There is such a big bucket of mineral water behind him.”
“Have you never used a water dispenser?” Xu Mang said helplessly: “Pour water from a water dispenser will make a sound, that is, the sound of ‘boom dong dong’. You don’t have common sense of life when you look at it.”
“moron!”
Yang Xiaoman snorted coldly, and silently took out an unopened bottle of water, handed it over from under the table, and said: “Remember to buy me a new bottle of water.”
“okay!”
With the water of life, Xu Mang carefully opened the Reaper’s spicy strip packaging bag and saw a spicy strip wrapped in tin foil.
I go!
After spending so much money, just give one?
Xu Mang is so angry that this merchant is too stingy, and only gives a spicy bar for such an expensive price. Are you crazy about money?
“System, how many skill points does it take to steal the Reaper in class?”
[Recognized by the system, the exchange value of stealing Reaper Spicy Bars in class: 500 (Snacking skills in class)
Is it so expensive?
Xu Mang is a bit painful, although this skill of sneaking snacks in class is an accidental product, but at any rate it has accumulated more than 1,000 skill points, and eating a spicy strip requires 500 skill points, which is not cost-effective!
At this time,
Yang Xiaoman was curious about the guy behind him. He took away his water, but he unscrewed the bottle cap and put it on the side without drinking it. What kind of demon was he going to do?
secretly glanced back, but saw nothing, because a math book was standing there, blocking his vision.
“Hey?!”
“What are you doing?” Yang Xiaoman asked, “Playing the glory of the king?”
“It’s nothing…”
“Swipe your math problems.” Xu Mang did not take care of this violent airport now. He was thinking about a question whether it would cost 500 skill points.
finally,
Xu Mang decided to spend!
After paying the skill value, Xu Mang quickly opened the tin foil and put a red and black hot strip into his mouth.
Under the influence of the system, Xu Mang’s tongue licks the death god’s spicy strips at high speed, and uses the tongue coating to clean up the spices attached to the spicy strips to achieve the effect of removing the smell.
Result,
Xu Mang fainted…
Because Xu Mang’s peculiarity has not been discovered by others because he has given others a kind of salted fish for a long time.
[Spicy skill detected, spicy skill unlocked]
Spicy skill +1
Spicy skill +1
Spicy skill +1
…
“you…”
“What the **** did you eat?” Yang Xiaoman woke up Xu Mang and planned to let him buy lunch. When he saw that his lips were swollen like sausages, he couldn’t help asking, “Food allergies?”
“It’s spicy…”
“It won’t work, it won’t work, my mouth is so numb.” Xu Mang said painfully, “I’m going to ask Laoban for leave, goodbye!”
“and many more!”
“I haven’t eaten lunch yet…” Yang Xiaoman said with a look of embarrassment: “Anyway, no one will like you, it will be swollen. If you leave, I will be hungry for a day.”
listen, listen…
Is this really human? !
Xu Mang sometimes feels that this woman Yang Xiaoman is a bit unreasonable, always putting herself in a high position, everyone must listen to her, but is there such a situation in UU reading www.uukanshu.com?
exists!
Because she has practiced Sanda and there are so many licking dogs around.
Xu Mang bought lunch for Yang Xiaoman, and then ran to the school infirmary to take a look. Not to mention… it didn’t work at all. Just put two ice packs on his mouth.
“Doctor Tian?”
“Is this over?” Xu Mang held an ice bag with a face full of doubt.
“How are you doing? Are you planning to have me undergoing an operation?” School doctor Tian knew Xu Mang. He used to run to the infirmary in two or three days. He knew each other over time, and the relationship was pretty good.
“…”
“You quack doctor!”
“You kid, come back to me!”
Xu Mang ran away, leaving School Doctor Tian with a back view.
In the afternoon, Xu Mang and Bingbao kept kissing. During the treatment, he regretted his reckless behavior. It was another failed experience. Although he paid the skill value of sneaking snacks in class, he obtained a high-speed electric motor. Tongue, I didn’t expect that cleverness would be mistaken for cleverness… It’s too tragic to just lick the capsicum on it!
Fortunately,
God to heaven is also fair, accidentally activated the spicy skills.
eat spicy…
eat spicy…
Xu Mang suddenly remembered something. It seems that every year on the third Saturday of November, the school organizes a so-called campus food festival, one of which is spicy food.
Count the time…
almost soon.
[Triggering task: the spicy man (campus-level)]
[Explanation: Be a hot man, please get the first place]
[Reward: Upgrade Card*2]
this is not,
Here comes the mission!
……