I Have a Crush I Want to Talk to You - Chapter 13
: Chapter 10 Hell Training
Instant Noodles ran hard and earnestly. Whenever he was about to give up, I would stop my homework and shout at him: “I’m a person who has run over 5,000 meters, you can take up to two times in ten laps. 1,500 meters. Come on! Work hard!”
After ten laps, he was almost out of breath and fell directly at my feet, gasping for breath. I handed him the mineral water I just bought at the canteen. He took the pot and drank half the bottle in one go, then got up and said to me, “I just saw that the canteen sells sausages and instant noodles. I’m going to buy some. I’m hungry.”
“What do you eat?! You look like grilled sausages and instant noodles now, so you’re too embarrassed to eat them. You eat junk food right after exercising. Do you want to get fatter?” I hit him unceremoniously.
He retracted his feet obediently, and drank the remaining half of the bottle of water pitifully.
“Pack up your schoolbags and go home! Remember! Don’t eat and drink when you get home. For dinner at night, you can go hungry if you can. Basically, you won’t die.” I said a lot, For a moment, it was as if Miss Beauty was possessed.
“You’re so worried, do you want to go home with me and watch me eat?” The instant noodle’s tone didn’t seem like a joke at all, the expression on his face looked extremely serious, and he was really inviting me to go back with him and watch him eat.
I rolled his eyes at him and said, “Do you want me to watch you eat three meals a day?”
At this moment, my cell phone rang, it was Miss Beauty.
“When is school end?”
“School is over long ago. I was watching people running in the sports park.”
“Oh, then you keep watching
Let’s go for a run, and dinner will be solved by yourself. ”
“Why? I’ll be right back.”
“Uncle Wang from the same department as your father just left. We will go to his house immediately to express our condolences.”
Miss Beauty didn’t even give me a chance to speak, so she just hung up the phone, it seemed she was in a hurry.
In this way, I did not promise Kang Jiawei to go to his house for dinner, but in the end I followed him home inexplicably. Just like what he said, the direction of his house and my house are on the road, not far from each other. In fact, it is only two roads away, and it is also an old community.
His house is on the first floor. When I walked into his house, I thought I was going through the wrong door, so I backed out without thinking, but the instant noodles stood at the door and waved at me, I glanced at the dilapidated door, and walked out again. Go, or what you just saw. It’s not that I went through the wrong door, but that his family is really different.
The whole house is made of logs, just like a forest cabin in a fairy tale. From tables to chairs to cabinets, wall decorations, all are made of wood. The age of the wood looks very old, but it is not broken, and it has an indescribable charm. Even the ground is not the floor laid in our ordinary homes, but irregular stones are laid out after careful design. There was even a tree in the corner. The tree grew to the ceiling, and its branches and leaves stretched along the corner ceiling. This tree can be said to be a real tree or a fake tree. The stem is indeed made of logs. There is a tree hole in the center of the tree. The tree hole is covered with soft cushions. The branches and leaves of the tree are ordinary fibers that can be found in the market. Leaves.
In fact, the house is not
It is big, with only one room, one living room, one kitchen and one bathroom, and a small courtyard, but I can feel the open and quiet atmosphere in the forest, and feel the excitement of a child… Because at this moment, I am like a young child. , looking at everything in front of him with novelty and excitement, “Your family seems to be different from ordinary people…”
There is no bed in the bedroom, only a desk, which is not only a computer, but also filled with some strange office equipment that I don’t know. Pushing open the door of the bedroom connecting the balcony, there is a small courtyard outside the door. There is a small pond in one corner of the courtyard, in which there are more than a dozen small red goldfish swimming freely and happily and a few water lilies that are half open and half closed. There are two wisterias planted in the courtyard against the railing of the fence. The wisteria flowers that have already dropped their flowers and leaves are only left with bare brown branches crawling above their heads. If the instant noodles hadn’t told me it was a wisteria flower, maybe I wouldn’t have recognized it. Under the wisteria trellis is an old rattan table and a rattan chair.
There is a world of difference between such a sentimental courtyard and the one on the downstairs floor of our house full of vegetables. It is full of fresh and literary tones.
Going back to the bedroom connected to the yard, I suddenly found something wrong, “Huh? Why don’t you have a bed at home? Where do you sleep with your family?”
“Oh, of course there is.” The instant noodle walked to the background wall on the other side of the bedroom, reached out and grabbed a handle on the wall, pulled it away, and the two single beds fell down immediately, “My dad and I sleep at night. When it is time to pull this one, there will be a bed, and it will be erected during the day.”
For such a design, I am amazed from the bottom of my heart, but instant noodles
The Chinese words made my heart skip a beat. There are two single beds in the bedroom. The instant noodles use the words “me and my father”, but there is no mention of his mother. Could it be that I am curious, but it is extremely impolite to venture into other people’s privacy The matter of the horseshoe crab, so I didn’t hear it, and exclaimed in amazement: “Diacha! Your family is really good! It’s novel! It’s fun!”
“Brilliant? Novel? Fun? I find it boring.”
“You’ve been here for a long time.”
Everything in front of me attracted me, and I was very curious. I didn’t let go of the bathroom, so I couldn’t help but find out. Sure enough, the ground is not an ordinary floor tile, it is still paved with irregular black bricks. A lot of pebbles are laid around the shower room to form the shower area; the wall is made of small mosaic bricks, which are a bit like the broken tiles of the wall of a small farmyard, which are assembled into several birds with different shapes; there is a clump next to it. Reed, I touched it, it turned out to be a real reed… If it weren’t for the toilet and shower faucet, I thought it was a wetland.
“Wow, it’s beautiful!”
“Don’t you think it’s very impractical? If a good bathroom is made like this, if you accidentally fall and hit these tiles, you might be disfigured or fall into an idiot. I used to get up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet, and I had to be very, very, very be careful.”
“There seems to be some truth to what you said, but this design reminds you to be careful and careful, isn’t it good? I often hear from my mother that the neighbors slipped and fell in the bathroom, fractured their thighs, and broke their arms. , and they are all laid with ordinary non-slip floor tiles,” I rubbed my feet on the rough ground,
“At least it won’t slip because of the water. It should be quite safe as long as you don’t get tripped or something. The designer who decorated your house is really amazing, must have spent a lot of money?”
“Oh, no. My dad is a designer. Not only did he design my house, but he made everything in it by himself, so it didn’t cost a lot of money.”
“What? He made it all by himself? He also made the tree hole? He also made the invisible bed and bathroom? And he made everything in the yard outside?” I couldn’t believe it.
“Well, he made it all by himself, but it didn’t take a few months. He has been tinkering with this house by himself for almost three years.” He pointed to the tree hole in the living room and said, “Actually, this place was originally In my room, he knocked on the wall and made it into the living room.”
“Wow! Your dad is really amazing! It’s the kind of dad from someone else’s family that is said on the Internet! Alas, my dad can’t.” Miss Beauty’s evaluation of dad is that apart from eating, there is nothing else in life that can make him worry about it. .
Instant Noodle scratched his head, and said a little embarrassedly, “It’s okay.”
I saw a group photo on the bookshelf next to me. In the photo, a young father was holding his three- or four-year-old son. The young father was very handsome, clean and comfortable. He was not inferior to the popular male stars. His son was thin and thin. Stripe, with a pair of dark and bright eyes, cute.
“Wow! Your dad is so handsome! This pure natural appearance is absolutely against the sky now, killing many Korean Oppas in seconds.” I held the photo next to his round face, “Look at how cute you were when you were young. many
cute? The little chin is pointed, why is it disabled now? There is absolutely no inheritance of your father’s advantages. ”
Hearing that, the instant noodles laughed out loud, “You will see him later, and then make an evaluation.”
“He’s also crippled? It won’t be a big belly and a round waist, but it’s like a piece of fifty cents, bald…”
“You’ll know when you see it.”
I looked around again with admiration, and said, “But I’m just asking for a beating. Although you have so much wood in your house, it’s very environmentally friendly, but you have to be careful with the candles.”
“This opinion is pertinent.” Suddenly, a gentle voice came from behind.
I turned around in fright, looked out the door, and walked in a middle-aged uncle with hair messed up like a chicken coop and a full beard. He was wearing a gray coat and looked dirty and had not been cleaned for a long time. . I swallowed and looked down at the uncle Xianrou who was holding the child in the photo in his hand. Suddenly, the face in the photo became blurred…
I am forcibly brainwashing myself and hypnotizing myself: the sloppy uncle in front of me must not be the fresh meat uncle in the photo.
“Dad. Where have you been?”
I felt like I heard a slap on my face. I want to take back what I just said. If it weren’t for the “Dad” from instant noodles, I would have thought that some uncle of migrant workers ran out of the construction site here.
Time is such a hateful butcher knife!
“The water pipe in Aunt Wang’s house next door just burst, and I was asked to help repair the water pipe. After that, they gave me a handful of small vegetables. I’ll cook more vegetables soup later.” Dad Kang suddenly noticed that I was too much The person who came out stroked the long hair covering the eyes in front of his forehead, and looked me up and down carefully.
After looking it over and over, I almost didn’t get an X-ray scan of me.
“Hello, uncle.” I bowed respectfully.
Dad Kang glanced at the instant noodles and said, “Have you made a girlfriend?”
Before the instant noodles could speak, I immediately waved my hand in denial, and said, “I’m not his girlfriend, we two are classmates, common classmates.”
Dad Kang gave a long “Oh”, and his sharp eyes kept scanning me up and down, but he didn’t believe me: “Ordinary classmate relationship?”
Papa Kang is as suspicious as Miss Beauty. No way, if I reach the age of being a mother, and suddenly my son brings a girl home like this one day, I will naturally think wrong.
Instant Noodles said, “Dad, she is really my classmate. She is the Xu Jingjing I told you.”
“Are you Xu Jingjing? That Xu Jingjing who was stuck on the door with my son?” Dad Kang shook the very characteristic long bangs in front of his forehead, his surprised voice changed in vain.
The corners of my mouth twitched a few times, and I looked at the instant noodles speechlessly. I’ll go! How dare you tell your parents about such a shameful thing as “Carmen”?
He scratched his head a little embarrassedly.
“Jiawei is so fat. He stepped on your foot, stuck on the door with you, and overwhelmed you in the bookstore. I’m really sorry. Uncle apologizes to you again on his behalf. The boy’s pants are torn, thanks to you lending him clothes to cover his ugliness.”
This time it’s even more embarrassing. He even talked about borrowing clothes. Which parent said that he didn’t have a puppy love? No one would believe it, right?
I embarrassedly said: “No, no. I don’t know each other if I don’t fight, it’s actually quite interesting.
“Have you eaten yet? Let’s have a meal at our house if you haven’t eaten. The food is ready. I’ll scramble up these little greens and make a vegetable soup.” Dad Kang said enthusiastically.
In fact, after Miss Beauty told him that there was no meal at night, and the sincere invitation of instant noodles, I decided to follow him back for a meal, as if I had been bowed down. So I was cheeky, didn’t show any courtesy to Dad Kang, and nodded cheerfully in agreement.
Dad Kang has a very artistic name, Kang Muhua.
After a while, Dad Kang brought the cooked dishes to the table. There is my favorite braised crucian carp, as well as broccoli and shrimp, and of course, green vegetable soup.
“Try it.” Dad Kang warmly took a piece of fish for me, and looked at my black eyes, which were shining with excitement.
“Thank you.” With the rice still in my mouth, I hurriedly swallowed it and tasted the fish, which was delicious and delicious, “Uncle, you are so capable! Not only is the house so beautifully designed and decorated, but even the cooking is so delicious. Jiawei is so lucky to have a father like you!” So he wears it all the time, but doesn’t flatter him. Although I have the cheek to eat, it is not just flattery, but more of my sincere admiration from the bottom of my heart. Dad Kang’s cooking skills are really not covered.
“Oh, that’s why our family Wei is so fat.” Dad Kang gave me another shrimp.
“Dad, I’m going to lose weight.” Instant Noodles suddenly looked at Dad Kang seriously.
Dad Kang looked startled, and the emotions in his eyes were very complicated, but he recovered quickly and said, “You really decided?”
For some reason, in addition to the joy in Dad Kang’s complicated eyes, I also saw a trace of loss and sadness.
Mian nodded seriously, “I came back a little later today because Xu Jingjing urged me to lose weight, so we went to the sports park to run together.”
“Okay. Since you’ve decided to lose weight, make up your mind to lose weight, and don’t give up halfway.” Dad Kang said earnestly and sighed deeply.
“You don’t want to eat this fish.” I will knock out the fish that he picked up. “Eat less rice.”
Instant Noodles looked at the fish, took a mouthful of green vegetables, and finished the rice in the bowl, ready to serve another bowl of rice, when I heard this, I was completely dumbfounded, “But I only ate four bowls of rice, usually I have to eat eight bowls. I’m not full…”
Hearing “eight bowls”, I almost spit out all the fish in my mouth. I saw that I had only eaten a few mouthfuls of rice and still had a lot of rice in my bowl, and I had only just started to eat. When did he already eat four bowls of rice? I have never paid attention to the specific food intake of instant noodles. I only occasionally heard other students whisper that he eats a lot, and I have no idea how much it is. An eight-bowl meal… No wonder he’s so fat? This is simply a bucket.
I cast a disdainful look at instant noodles: “Do you usually eat eight bowls at school at noon?”
The instant noodle replied very honestly: “I haven’t calculated it in detail, but I will take all the rest of the rice away.”
…OMG! I stroked my forehead in my heart.
Instant noodles looked at me with great pride, as if it was a great thing to take away all the rest of the meal. It’s disc action again today! Under my gaze, he finally realizes that for him this is not a question of waste and shame at all
… His eyes that were so proud and radiant finally dimmed, and his head lowered.
Uncle Kang, who was sitting next to him, couldn’t help but twitch at the corners of his mouth. His expression was extremely embarrassed. I’m afraid he didn’t know that his son could eat so much at school. I think that if a hole in the ground suddenly cracks at this time, he will definitely get into it.
I took a deep breath and said, “The reason why fat people often fail to lose weight is because they don’t know how to control themselves. Did you read the news a few days ago? I know that there are some famous primary schools in N city, and now we have to interview parents for admission interviews. , If the parent is a fat paper, the probability that the child can basically be interviewed is 0. The reason is that the fat paper lacks self-control. Therefore, you lack self-control and must be restrained. Losing weight is not just talking about it, but in action. The thing that was pulled down. You are going to eat eight bowls of rice if you reduce it here, even if I am an immortal, I can’t help you. From today, you should reduce the amount of food you eat every day.”
Uncle Kang also took a deep breath and said, “I’ll leave it to me to eat in the future. Today, you are allowed to eat seven bowls.”
“…Pfft.” I held back all my life, almost squirting out the meat I just stuffed into my mouth. This is such a filthy father!
After drinking and eating, I looked at the time and thought that I still had a lot of homework to complete, so I hurriedly bid farewell to Dad Kang.
“If there is no one in the family to take care of the food in the future, just come over and eat it.” Dad Kang’s enthusiasm made me feel warm.
I smiled and told Dad Kang, “Thank you, Uncle Kang. Please watch Jiawei at night and don’t steal it.”
I waved to Dad Kang and I went out the door. Instant noodles sent me to the gate of the community, what I wanted to say, but he stopped talking.
I can not help saying that
: “Just say whatever you want.”
“Why didn’t you ask where my mother went?” Instant Noodles said.
I smiled and said, “This is your personal privacy. If I ask, it would be very rude.”
He sighed and said, “The classmates who came to our house used to ask, ‘Where is your mother?’ Actually, my father and my mother divorced when I was in the third grade of elementary school.”
Hearing this answer, I looked at the sad and strong face of instant noodles. Mo Ming felt sorry for him, so he comforted him and said, “That’s because your classmates are young and their emotional intelligence is still being cultivated. Besides, there are many single-parent families now. It’s everyone’s freedom how to live. Just like your dad, he is so talented, he keeps the house in order, and cooks good dishes. He is a father and a mother to take care of you, even if I let You eat four bowls of rice, and he is so distressed that he will only give you one less bowl. Don’t you feel very happy? ”
Instant Noodle looked at the street lamp in front of him, his eyes were far away, and he sighed, “I’m very happy, that’s why I can’t bear him.”
“That’s right. Why think about those unhappy things.”
“Well. Xu Jingjing, thank you.”
“If you thank me in normal times, I will definitely hurt you. I will accept this thank you today. Okay, I’m leaving, you can go back.”
“Is it really okay for you to go back alone so late?”
“You’re starting to be a chicken woman again. Am I a three-year-old child? Besides, the law and order in our N city is so good, the street lights are so bright, and there are so many people on the road, I’ll be home after two streets.”
“Oh, usually those girls who are victims of serious crimes think like you before they are victimized.”
“Instant noodles, you just lose weight
Come on, no girl likes you! Because it’s so annoying! Mouth is so bad! ”
“Be careful on your way!” Instant Noodles grinned and waved goodbye at me, “If you have any questions you can’t do when you get home, you can make a video.”
Although he cursed him, his personality like a **** and a poisonous tongue is also quite attractive. After saying goodbye to the instant noodles, I looked at a row of street lights hidden in the yellow branches of the branches, and heard the north wind roaring in my ears mixed with the sound of dead branches colliding. I ran all the way home, but Miss Beauty and Dad did not come back.
When I encountered a tangled topic, I turned on the computer and consulted instant noodles through video. As soon as the instant noodles heard that my family hadn’t come back, I was instructed to close the doors and windows. At half past ten, he was so sleepy that he couldn’t bear it and fell asleep. I still have a bunch of questions to contend with, but he’s already crawling towards the bed. I watched enviously as he disappeared in front of the camera.
The world of scholarly scumbags never understand.
I was left alone to read at night with the lights on. I had never worked so hard before, but when it was almost twelve o’clock, Miss Beauty and Dad still didn’t come back, so I had to wash and sleep. As soon as I lay down, I saw the fully drawn curtains, and suddenly felt inexplicable fear. If a bad guy breaks in, I call for help, and I can’t see the situation on the other side. So I got up and opened the curtains, just lay down, I looked at the light on the bedside, and I thought what if there was a bad person across from me and I was at home alone and broke into the door? So I got out of bed and closed the curtains halfway. I finally felt the security of half a dime, and then I shivered and got into
I took my little quilt and covered my head with the quilt.
It’s all to blame for that dead fat instant noodles!
I cursed him and counted the sheep, and finally fell asleep in a daze.
After that day, I made an appointment with instant noodles, as long as school was dismissed early every Wednesday and Friday, I would personally supervise his exercise. Because the head teacher often goes to the district to hold teacher seminars on Wednesday afternoons, other substitute teachers choose to leave school early, and there is plenty of time after school on Friday. The two of us made an appointment to meet at the bus stop after school. If we can meet our classmates at the bus stop, we will meet at the sports park.
The school strictly prohibits students from falling in love, but if it is discovered, the parents will be invited, and the whole school will report criticism. I personally agree with this, but I don’t appreciate the extreme way adults handle it. It’s also to avoid being seen by the teachers and classmates of the school and mistakenly thinking that the two of us are in love. Don’t ask me how I can be so thoughtful, because in private, many classmates secretly fall in love just like this. Even if I was caught with instant noodles, it can be shown that this is not the case, but some things are not clear, but no one believes them.
At the age of ignorance and rebellious youth, in fact, we can’t really understand the intention of the school, teachers and parents to protect us, and we can’t foresee that in addition to the sweetness of hormonal impulses, puppy love is also mixed with the possibility that we have no ability to bear the consequences at all. . In our eyes, what we can see for the time being is that adults accuse and restrain them with the attitude of “you are still young” and “you don’t understand”. Maybe we are not afraid of asking parents or being criticized by the whole school, but we are afraid of endless
There is no mutual hurt between each other’s feelings. Deep in the heart of every child, in fact, the most unbearable thing is the tearing of this feeling. If we don’t understand adults, how can adults understand us?
So, for safety’s sake and for peaceful development, I’d rather be sneaky.
“Puppy love” can’t afford this big pot!
Supervising instant noodles to lose weight inexplicably became a special homework for me after school, from two days a week to one or two days on weekends.
In the stadium in the sports park, you can always see a fat boy running hard and hard. On the rest table and chair on the other side, a girl is shivering in the cold wind and doing her homework, and occasionally you can see it. She held up the book and roared at the fat boy: “There are still three laps, don’t be lazy! Don’t think that I don’t know how many laps you run when I bow my head to do my homework.”
In fact, when I was concentrating on my homework, I had no idea how many laps he had left.
“The elementary school students can run faster than you! You can’t even run the elementary school students, right?” In fact, the rocket-like speed of elementary school students is generally difficult for normal people to catch up, but I just like to borrow elementary school students to stimulate instant noodles.
“How could I promise you? Why should I promise you? I shouldn’t have promised you at all!” In fact, no matter how fierce I yell, I still accompany him to exercise at the appointed time.
The wind is howling, the dog is barking, and I’m growling! As long as it is early after school or on weekends, once there are more people in the sports park, my roar can start a few uncles and aunts to come and watch.
For example, an uncle is very cool to play with an unknown ball in his hand
I patted you to promote: “Little girl, let your little friend come and learn ball gymnastics with me. I guarantee that he will walk like a fly after he learns it.” However, the day after the promotion, it is said that the uncle fell into the hospital because of: Osteoporosis.
For another example, a few very curious aunts pushing baby strollers keep gossiping in your ears.
Aunt A: “Little girl, are you falling in love with that little fat paper? I see how your way of falling in love is different from his students?”
Me: “We’re not in a relationship. I’m helping him lose weight.”
Aunt B: “Oh, I know you dare not admit it, it’s all secret, for fear of being known by the parents.”
Me: “We’re not really in a relationship. I’m really helping him lose weight.”
Aunt C: “Oh, it’s alright! Even if we meet your parents, we won’t talk too much.”
Me: “Really not…”
Aunt A: “In fact, it’s normal and good for you to look like this. It’s better than hugging each other on the main road, where you gnaw on me and I gnaw on yours.
Aunt B: “I mentioned this, let me tell you something incredible. Today’s society is really incredible! Even if one man and one woman chew on it, I can still accept it. You know what? I took my grandson on the bus that day. , the two schoolgirls started standing at the door of the car… oh, it’s life-threatening! My eyes are going blind!”
Aunt C: “So, you two, a boy and a girl, not bad!”
Aunt A: “I heard that the son of the XXX family is a mate, and the old couple is anxious to death.”
Aunt B: “Really?!
old married couple! ”
Aunt C: “Little girl, you and Xiaopangzhi have to be good. You can’t despise people just because they are fat. Do you know how to cut them?”
Gradually, I developed the skill of doing my homework, spurring instant noodles to run, and listening to the gossip of aunts and uncles with my ears pricked up.
I am familiar with these aunts and uncles. No matter how I explain it, I am just classmates with instant noodles. I am helping him lose weight, but no one believes it. Instant noodles have also been explained many times, but found it was futile. So the two of us unanimously chose to remain silent and let them say.
In the eyes of uncles and aunts, instant noodles and I have become a pair of positive energy and inspirational “little lovers”.
Every time the uncles and aunts give us some snacks, what kind of cakes and breads can be frozen, and even milk powder…
This weekend, an aunt saw that I was always staring at his grandson’s bottle, so she smiled and said, “Pour some for you? Or you can drink from my baby’s bottle cap.”
“Ah? No no no.” I kept waving my hands. In fact, I really want to say that I was just attracted by the cuteness of her little grandson sucking a bottle, and definitely not coveting his milk.
“It’s okay, we have a lot in our house. I have a little cold today, can you help me to taste if it’s thicker or weaker?” The aunt still insisted, took the bottle cap and filled me with a bottle cap and put it on the bottle. in front of me.
“Oh, good.” I was all embarrassed. But my aunt asked me to help, and I was embarrassed to refuse. I heard that baby milk powder is simply dark food for adults.
I was struggling with how to put my mouth down, and the instant noodles just finished running for half an hour. He came over and saw that
With a cap of milk, it was still the milk that the aunts often gave, and it was rudely dried in one breath. After drinking, he smacked his lips and said, “It’s a little fishy, a little astringent, it seems… a little carrot taste. Now the milk has a carrot taste?”
He looked at me and I was dumbfounded.
The aunt asked: “Little Fatty, is the taste stronger or weaker?”
“It seems that the water is a bit too much, not sweet, and astringent, without the fragrance of milk, not very tasty.” He smacked his lips again, “Auntie, did you buy a fake?”
“Fake? No? My daughter said it was imported from Australia, and she brought it back from Australia.” The aunt looked at the bottle of milk and began to hesitate, “Oh, is it drinking or not? Don’t you want to drink? I’ll call my daughter.” After speaking, the aunt took out her mobile phone and started dialing.
“Auntie, he doesn’t understand, he’s talking nonsense.” The corners of my mouth twitched, and I immediately returned the bottle cap to my aunt. Saying goodbye to others, packing up my things, I hurriedly dragged the instant noodles and left. Disgraceful!
It wasn’t until I walked out of the sports park that I said, “Do you know what you just drank?”
He scratched his head and said, “I don’t know, it tastes completely different from the previous milk.”
“Nonsense! That’s baby formula. You can say it’s bad, but you still say that the milk powder is fake? Are you trying to make your grandmother die or what?”
The instant noodles smiled naively, and said, “It turns out that baby formula milk powder tastes like that. The taste of babies is really weird!”
“Your taste is no better than a baby’s? Who was the last time he drank Wangzai’s milk and went to the supermarket to buy it.
A few cans, but not forcibly stuffed into me. “I really want to smack his face with baby milk powder.
“I just think that after exercising, I just lose sugar in my body, and that milk just tastes smooth.” He smiled, and then asked stupidly, “You said, do those babies fart after drinking formula milk? Don’t they all smell like carrots?”
“How do I know? I’m not a baby. Puchi—” I actually laughed at his question.
“But it’s really bad to drink! Fortunately, you didn’t drink it, otherwise you would start to doubt your life.” He was carrying a schoolbag with a look of contempt for milk powder, just like a child.
“You think it’s unpleasant to drink, but other children may not think so. You should drink your Wangzai milk next time.”
“Green light! Hurry up and cross the road.” Instant Noodle saw that the traffic light in front of him turned to green, and reached out and grabbed my wrist, pulling me across the road all the way.
When I reached the other side of the road, I realized that I was a little embarrassed, and immediately threw his arm away.
He also became embarrassed, his ears turned red, and he said, “I’m sorry! I saw the green light just now, and I was thinking of crossing the road quickly.”
“You shouldn’t say anything.”
“Don’t say sorry.”