In the past, Yang Cheng always listened to people describe a very powerful and influential person. He would say that as long as he stomped his feet, everyone would feel an earthquake. For this, he had dreamed countless times and wanted to be like that. The bully, and …
Seeing that the United States is not pleasing, he ran to the United States and stomped his feet. He killed the gang of uncle Sam. When he saw that the Japanese devil was not pleasing, he ran to Japan and stomped his feet.
That was just an ignorant and absurd dream when he was young. When he grew up, he never had such an idea. Even if he had crossed through to the present, he would not dare to think so, so he never I never thought that one day I would cause an earthquake, and I don’t need to stomp my feet, just sneeze!
The next day after returning to Madrid from Kiev, Ukraine, a post on Real Madrid ’s official website stated that the team ’s head coach Yang Cheng had a cold after returning from Ukraine and would be absent from the training session the following afternoon. Able to catch up with the game of A Coruna 3 days later and wish him a speedy recovery.
Also on the same day, Yang Cheng responded to his official website on his Weibo, “Cold, having difficulty breathing, coming …” Damn Chris, don’t prescribe medicine, despise him! “
Next is a lot of fans’ replies and reposts on the official website and Weibo. Thousands of fans have left messages, wishing him a quick recovery, and saying that the team still needs him, and Real Madrid players are also on Weibo and Leave a message on the official website.
“It’s hard to live without a leader on the sidelines!”
“Come back, boss!”
“If you kill the disease, we will kill Lako!”
Asked for a while, Real Madrid fans were all frying pan, and the news of Yang Cheng ’s cold spread the same day, followed by reposting and messages from Germany, Italy, England, and even some well-known stars and coaches from all over the world.
Of course, there are also many interesting spoofs by netizens. For example, someone PS shot a spectacle of Yang Cheng kneeling naked on the ice and snow court in Kiev, and said that this is the reason for Caesar’s cold. Others said it was because Yang Cheng went to the starting point to watch online in Chinese. The super coach did not give clicks, recommendations, subscriptions and monthly passes.
A lot of spoofs have become the opponents of canonical discussions
Finally, the Ukrainian Tourism Bureau personally clarified that the recent weather in Ukraine is the best in recent years. Yang Cheng ’s cold has nothing to do with their climate. All tourists who want to come to Ukraine do not need to worry.
But after more than half a year on this matter, the Ukrainian Tourism Bureau explained why the number of tourists in Ukraine has been declining since November. One of the reasons they came down to was that Yang Cheng had a cold here, causing many tourists to be scared.
Some media even ridiculed that the number of tourists in Northern Europe and other regions declined in November and December because of Yang Cheng ’s cold and there were similar investigations, which showed that Yang Cheng ’s cold caused Many tourists have retreated to the winter in Northern Europe.
Now Yang Cheng certainly does not know that his sneeze will cause such a big storm, but he is very clear that this sneeze can not be hit, so he desperately wants to hold back, and hold back, but finally Ha Qiu said, Hit out.
Charlize, who was originally preparing breakfast in the kitchen, Theron turned his head and saw Yang Cheng wrapped in a blanket, leaning on the kitchen cabinet, rubbing his nose, turned around immediately, and pulled two tissues. Hand it to him.
“Don’t run around when you have a cold, just sit on the sofa and go!”
Yang Cheng rubbed his nose and pumped a few times. Sometimes he had to block his mouth to breathe. But he still walked to the living room obediently and whispered, “I’ll buy some cold medicine to eat!”
“What medicine to take?” Charlize Theron responded, busy in the kitchen.
“Just what medicine to take?” Charles was still playing with toys and raised his head, “Mom said that small colds do not need to take medicine and rely on self-treatment, so that later the body will become stronger and less likely to get sick, right? ,mom?”
Asked the last sentence intentionally very loudly.
Charlize Theron in the kitchen chuckled and nodded, feeling sorry for this man’s son, “I’m right, people in their thirties are not as good as a 5-year-old kid!”
“Really, in my thirties, it’s not as good as me. How can I be my dad?” Charles shook his head and sat down to play his building block game again.
Yang Cheng was sitting on the sofa in the living room, almost laughing, and the kid just said, that mouth really can say dead.
But looking at the son who is playing games in the living room, look at the kitchen, Charlize and Theron, who are busy in their nightgowns, are always warm in their hearts, and they learned that they are sick, and they flew over from the United States. , This made him very moved.
Well, people are always very fragile at this time and need the warmth of the family to support them.
Soon, a hot bowl of lean meat porridge was placed in front of Yang Cheng, and a small bowl was placed next to it. The kid who likes to play with his mouth is looking at it with salivation, waiting to cool down before eating .
Charlize, Theron’s soft hand was pressed against Yang Cheng’s forehead. After a few seconds, he shook his head, “No fever. After eating porridge, I lay down in the bed and sweated and it was fine.”
Yang I secretly urged hope so.
In fact, he rarely gets sick. He has always maintained the habit of exercising. He is very rarely sick. This time, I do n’t know what happened. It was a bit of rain on Kiev. I felt a sore throat, and then caught a cold.
“I’ll wait to go out and buy food, and help you buy a mask by the way. Before you catch a cold, you have to put on a mask to avoid spreading it to Charles. Also, I’ll make you a sweaty and cold **** soup later. Drink more, and the whip is almost ready! “Charlize Theron was nagging, just like the housekeeper.
Yang Cheng resigned his lips helplessly, there is really no way.
He had originally planned to take some cold medicine, but Chris and others prevented him from doing so, saying that he should rely on the body’s self-treatment to take the medicine. It is easy to get used to taking medicine, and Western medicine is not good for the body. Charlie Here, Theron said the same, and Yang Cheng had no choice but to obey.
“Put on a mask … how about us …” Yang Cheng raised an eyebrow.
Charlize Theron’s face was reddish, although she was an old wife and wife, but she didn’t know the ghost of this guy, she immediately threatened and said: “This time, I am going to stay here for a while, waiting for your The cold is gone, you can do whatever you want, but before the cold is gone, if you dare to touch me … “
The blonde immediately turned into a small pepper, and her right hand was ready to match her upright expression, scaring Yang Cheng to eat porridge, and the terrifyingly annoying look made teasing Charlize, and Theron chuckled. .
When the two get along with each other for a long time, their love will inevitably fade, and sometimes it will feel more like a family relationship, so occasionally you need to get some stabs, even if it is only a clear tease, or a deliberately cute It is an indispensable lubricant for men and women to get along.
There is no doubt that Yang Cheng knows this very well.
Actually, Yang Cheng took a day off and then returned to Valdebebas to work.
On
The next game against La Coruna is a highlight. This team has always been a sting for Real Madrid. Real Madrid folded in their hands after the first round of the winter break last season. Despite being at Riazor Stadium, A Coruña’s strength is still not to be underestimated.
This season, A Coruña has played live on the wing, especially in the recent game this season. The famous demon Guardado in Mexico ’s left-wing football manager has been in very good shape recently, and Lotina specifically restrained the strong team ’s 59 tactics, although the tactic of shrinking all players to defend at halftime is not liked by fans, but the score is very stable.
For Real Madrid, this game will also kick off the second wave of the team’s test, because in the next week, they will meet A Coruña, Valencia and Seville Asia, are very difficult teams.
After a day of rest, Yang Cheng regained his working style of walking from morning to night. The difference is that he always wore a mask in front of his mouth. He was afraid of infection and always had a cold mouth when talking. For this reason, he even raced. In the previous press conference, Paul and Bayer took over the gang of reporters instead.
But the day before the game, he still kept the elegant and charming Charlize Theron at home and moved to the hotel to stay with the players as before.
But the next morning, Charlize and Theron took Charles and secretly drove Yang Cheng’s sports car to the Mirasierra Hotel.
“Haha, Charles!” As soon as Paul Bayer saw Charles, he hugged him for a while.
This kid has a bitter face, and tender hands push Paul and Bayer’s neck, “Uncle Bayer, something on your face is so stingy, it hurts so much that I won’t let you hug it!”
Paul, Baier laughed, but did not put him down, but used his own beard to grind his pink face.
This kid’s outline is very similar to Yang Cheng, but his delicate facial features and fair skin resemble his mother, like a porcelain doll made of powder and jade. Everyone will want to hug him and squeeze His face.
“Your soup!” Charlize, Theron handed over a thermos. Dressed in a black coat, she was low-key and elegant, and spoke with a gentle expression just like a good wife and a good mother.
After chatting with Yang Cheng and the familiar Tim, Hank and others for a while, Charlize and Theron are not too late to watch, and it is almost time to go, so save Yang Cheng for trouble.
“Okay, Charles, let’s go!” Charlize greeted Theron.
Charles immediately got rid of the entanglement and sexual harassment of Paul, Bayer and Pui Fat, and suddenly fell into his mother’s arms.
“Goodbye to Dad and Uncles!” Charlize Theron said with a smile.
“Daddy goodbye! Uncle Bayer goodbye! Fat Uncle goodbye! Uncle Hank goodbye!” Charles said goodbye to everyone in one breath.
Everyone smiled and said goodbye to Charles. Only Benitez, the depressed Spanish fat man really wanted to punch Yang Cheng, that is, this kid had broken Charles and made the little bad guy call him fat uncle every time.
Sent off Charlize. After Theron, everyone could not help but point at Yang Cheng with envy.
“Your kid is lucky!” Paul, Bayer laughed and scolded.
“The son is so cute, and the girlfriend is so touching, you will be drowned by the saliva of all men!”
“The key is more than one!”
Everyone in Yang Cheng’s room hit me with a single word, but soon they shifted the topic from their private life to the afternoon game. After all, A Coruña is the immediate priority.
“Oh my god, guess who 1 I just sneaked in?”
Mijatovic rushed into the room and immediately yelled and asked.
“Who?” Calderon had just woken up and was wearing a dressing gown. He didn’t seem to be the only one sleeping in this room last night.
“Charlize, Theron!” Mijatovic showed an obsessive look.
It ’s not just him. Although Calderon heard the name, he was not too young, but he also showed his covetousness. This was named the most beautiful woman in the world not long ago, even though he was born. Child, but it does not affect her position in the minds of all men at all.
“She also lives in this hotel?” Calderon was looking forward to it. If that was the case, he would like to meet in the past.
Upon hearing this, Mijatovic suddenly woke up from the beauty of temptation, shook his head, and cursed: “It’s a **** flower inserted in cow dung. I just sneak shot that she was visiting the hotel with her son. Yang Cheng ’s also recorded a conversation between her and Yang Cheng in the room. It turns out that she really has a son with Yang Cheng! “
“Damn it!” Calderon was furious, and the goddess in his mind was ruined by his opponent.
If it was said that it was just a rumor before, and everyone looked at each other with a mutual hype, then now, when the evidence is in front of them, they can’t help but not believe it.
“She didn’t just visit Yang Cheng at the hotel, she drove Yang Cheng’s car. She apparently lives in Yang Cheng’s house now, so there is no accident in the relationship between the two, plus she let her son Shout Yang Cheng’s father, hum, if these things are released, the media in the world may be afraid of the holiday! “
Mijatovic can even feel the weight of these things in his hands, what kind of high price can be sold, if Pete and Julie’s daughter can sell a high price of $ 4.1 million, then Yang Cheng For a family of three with heavy news, photos, and recordings, what price do they have to sell?
“Call Jose right away, he is a master in this respect, he knows how to do it best!” Calderon chuckled with both eyes bright, a little moved in his heart, and got Yang Cheng and Charlize. Long ’s news, coupled with other content that has been overheard since the recent period, such as the phone calls of Melissa Xiaorio, Aniston, etc., and Yang Cheng, this will surely sell higher inside information. price.
Looked at each other and couldn’t help but smile brightly, and for them, all these things in their hands are money!
Real Madrid scored very efficiently at home this season. They all scored three points at the Bernabeu Stadium, which also made La Coruña’s tactics at Bernabeu more based on defensive counterattacks.
However, in the 8th minute of the game, the card forcibly broke after halfway to the ball. When entering the penalty area, the opponent’s Argentinian defender Kologini fouled. The referee gave the Argentine defender a yellow card and gave Real Madrid took a penalty.
Kaka personally took the penalty kick, 1: 0!
After Real Madrid began to lead the game all the way, but A Coruña’s 541 tactics tightened the back line, arranged Ming Zhongwei, firmly restricted Real Madrid’s middle road, Villa was caught in the opponent’s central defender, but failed. With too many opportunities, plus the opponent’s midfield is full of defensive players, making Real Madrid’s offensive slow to be effective.
At the beginning of the second half, Yang Cheng replaced Miguel Torres with Marcelo and hit the wing attack. This made Real Madrid’s offense a bit. The assault on the wing ripped La Coruña’s defense, making the card Card and Villa’s defensive pressure on the middle was weakened.
In the 49th minute, after the match between David Silva and Marcelo on the left, the Spaniard pulled to the front of the penalty area and scored a straight stop. After Kaka inserted the ball and directly kicked the ball, the goalkeeper of A Coruña Attacks, saves the ball, but disengages, followed by Villa’s supplementary shot, 2: 0
Only 10 minutes later, Beckham made a long diagonal pass from the right. Marcelo suddenly inserted the back drive and rushed in. After grabbing the ball before the opposing defender, he quickly knocked back. David Silva got the ball on the left side of the penalty area and dunk After passing the opponent’s midfielder, passing directly into the penalty area, Villa deducted the goalkeeper and the opponent’s central defender, pushing the empty goal, 3: 0
Real Madrid, who scored consecutive goals, was unstoppable. A Coruña fell behind by 3 goals. Lotina didn’t have much way but to continue to choose a defensive counterattack. Until the 87th minute, the substitute high center Sisco entered Real Madrid In the penalty area, a pass from the right was received and Cannavaro header was scored to get a goal for A Coruna.
But this goal could not save the loss of A Coruña. In the end, they suffered a defeat in Bernabeu by 1: 3!
Although he won the game, Yang Cheng was not satisfied with the ball lost at the last minute. He asked Paul Bayer, who replaced him to attend the post-match press conference, to accuse the players of losing the ball at the last minute.
“We could have defeated the opponent with a more perfect score, but the player’s care gave the opponent an opportunity, especially our defense on the left. Marcelo clearly ignored the fact that he was a full-back!”
The Brazilian defender’s performance in this game is actually very eye-catching. After the bench came on the court, he has participated in two consecutive goals. This is related to Yang Cheng’s tactical arrangement and his strength, but Yang I didn’t want Marcelo to be too proud, so he gave him a hammer to remind him that he was responsible for losing the ball at the last minute.
For this indirect warning from the head coach, Marcelo said in an interview with the Marca newspaper reporter after the game that he would accept it with humility, because he was really careless.
Although there were no goals scored in this game, David and Silva, who had outstanding performances, also received unanimous praise from the classics after the game. He believed that he was very amazing in the dribbling and passing. It is New Guti, especially with the recent outstanding performance in the club and the national team, the value of the Spanish teenager has soared rapidly.
The media generally believe that this is another classic of Yang Chenghui’s eyes and beads!
On the second day after the end of this game, the fans who defeated A Coruña at home had not completely dispersed, and the British Sun published the first earthquake news! (To be continued)