Chapter 928: Diao Zhi Tian’s Lickers
Chapter 928
Lu Xiaoxiao’s words are light and fluttering, but they give people an irresistible pressure.
Master Zou glanced at Dudu embarrassedly, that look, how pitiful and pitiful, is exactly a look of forgiveness, forgiveness, and begging not to kill.
But he couldn’t help but took the paper out, and didn’t dare to unfold it, shaking and handing a piece of dried tofu-like paper to Lu Xiaoxiao.
“What is this?” Lu Xiaoxiao asked as she spread out.
“Yes… is for the children to write their thoughts on the final exam. Every month, the children will write a copy of the final exam so that they can summarize their shortcomings.”
Lu Xiaoxiao glanced at the master, unfolding Dudu’s final remarks, his eyes stared instantly.
It is written like this-
End of term remarks:
1. You are not good enough and want to invite my parents. You have the ability to rush to me, don’t ask my parents, they are not good!
2, I clearly deserve full marks, but you don’t give me a score. Are you trying to force my mother to have a second child? To tell you the truth, I am not afraid that you will give a low score, I want to have a bean sprout sister!
3. You always ask Duan Geng that group of idiots understand in class, and they always nod their heads. But if you look at the poems made by Duan Geng’s idiot, it is simply unsightly. Uncle, the reason why the idiot understands what he said is that I am sorry that your old man is too old and his heart is not good, so he doesn’t want to irritate you. Lest you die, his grandfather will have to find a backer for his great-grandson again. So you always stop the fire, don’t be so angry when you are too old.
4. You asked us to write the final testimonials. Are you sure it was the final exam just now? If it is, I have nothing to say. My only feeling about this final exam is that I know how many idiots there are in the class.
5. Don’t blame me for writing poems well, because if you don’t show your hand, you really think you’re too hard to teach.
After reading this “end-of-term testimonial” Lu Xiaoxiao is also haha.
Yesterday everyone thought Master Zou was vicious, but with this “end-of-term testimonial”, she really didn’t feel that her son was being bullied. She can imagine a villain who has become inflamed and turned his eyes when he saw this “end-of-term testimonial”.
Seeing that Lu Xiaoxiao’s complexion stagnated for a moment, and seeing Dudu’s complexion a bit startled, as a qualified villain, Master Zou was so scared that he had been scared before, so he hurriedly said:
“Madam, don’t blame Young Master Lu, this, this…this is all my fault. I don’t believe in Master Lu, saying…that he is plagiarizing famous people and that makes him angry. It’s me. I’m not good, but I asked Young Master Lu to make a limerick and let him bring it today. So I dared to pack a ticket to my wife. You definitely gave birth to an excellent son!”
At this moment, Master Zou absolutely forgot that the limericks he asked Dudu to write were based on the feelings of his parents.
He had finished speaking, only then did he remember, and then quickly bit his tongue, knowing that the blood was coming, and then he trembled in his heart.
When Lu Xiaoxiao heard the limericks, he immediately knew that Dudu had written it himself, so he reached out to Dudu with interest and said, “Bring me your limericks.”
Puffed his mouth and glared at Master Zou.
Master Zou gave a violent fight, and then the whole person became ill, and he added his jealousy: “Husband…Madam, I guess that Young Master Lu hasn’t done this yet. Once he has done it, let his wife see it. .”
Lu Xiaoxiao looked at the expressions of the two of them, and she knew that there was something tricky, and said, “I heard him say that he wants to write poetry and homework yesterday, so he must have done it. Read your limericks to the mother and the master.”
It’s over!
Dudu and Master Zou mourned for themselves at the same time.
“Hurry up and read the poem out.”
Seeing that my mother is so sure, I must listen, and the corners of his lips twitched and twitched, and finally he took out the poem from the schoolbag.
Then in Master Zou’s sweat-wiping action, he said: “My mother is beautiful and beautiful, and she is in charge of making money to support her family. She is a special town house to give birth to a baby. When the head of the bed falls, she is in charge.”
After reading , Master Zou wailed, and all the blood in his body rushed into his forehead, rolled his eyes, and fell into a coma in the carriage.
Before he fell into a coma, Master Zou once again realized the saying: If you don’t die, you won’t die!
This Young Master Lu is indeed a talent!
Being able to make such majestic and majestic poems, and being able to make such realistic limericks, it is really Yangchun Baixue, a man of the Liba, any poem can hardly trouble him.
But the key is…
Young Master Lu, are you too sincere?
Let you make a limerick based on the love of your parents, dare you not to write about your parents?
And so realistic.
Master Zou felt that he was right to pass out.
Otherwise, Mrs. Lu would definitely kill her.
Hey……
This woman is really strong!
is not only powerful, but also powerful at home, even in bed*******!
The sentence “Daddy’s bedside fell down, responsible, ah, ah, ah”, has already explained the full status of Mrs. Lu in the family!
This is a family where the woman is on the top and the man is on the bottom.
When fainted, Master Zou was thinking: Who can kill a thousand knives so powerfully, he can handle a woman like Mrs. Lu. Such a powerful woman, even if Chenghuan is under her body, it is his luck! What a blessing!
Looking at Master Zou, who was fainted and unconscious, his toot face instantly changed.
“That… mother… mother, I took Master Zou to get out of the car first. I believe he will not dare to slap me indiscriminately in the future, so don’t worry! Even if you and dad are not there, I will take good care of Xuan. Everyone in Xuanmen, promise that they won’t get into trouble. You and dad don’t worry about finding something!”
At this moment, Lu Xiaoxiao feels that she is not good. Nangong Jin also went straight out because Dudu read such a passionate poem in front of the master, and instantly appeared next to Lu Xiaoxiao, and quickly patted her on the shoulder and kept giving her. Smoothly.
cursing on one side, brat, how can you make random verses where you learn these things all day long? On the one hand, he was thinking that his son is so bad, so talented, and so sharp.
He knew the origin of the poem written by his son, and was deeply impressed by his son’s talent.
Although he also felt that his son would not read it as a poem to others, but this poem is a true portrayal of his family today.
Seeing that Lu Xiaoxiao was always angry, Nangong Jin kicked Master Zou and shouted at Dudu: “Smelly boy, please take this master out of the car, you warn him if he dares to reveal this poem When I went out, I immediately killed him!”
(End of this chapter)