The Goddess Hit the Female Nerves - Chapter 62
As Kang Xi was injured, some of the programs that required running exercise were cancelled during the recording of the show. They were replaced with puzzle games, and they could be completed by sitting there and doing their brains.
The planning team is indeed very experienced and sophisticated. After plan a is eliminated, plan b can be used.
The first mini game is a very common word guessing game. What needs to be tested is the degree of tacit understanding between two people.
Kang Xi’s group went first.
It was described by Kang Xi’s team member Xiao A, and then Kang Xi guessed it.
The first idiom is called ‘opportunity’.
Ji Youze put his hand under his chin next to him, looked forward curiously, and then looked forward to how Xiao A would describe that word.
Xiao a looked at the title, then said while making gestures: “There are four characters in total, the first one is, the one that Yao Ming is good at…”.
Kang Xi finished reading and listening, and said without hesitation: “Shooting? Shooting?”
“Yes, yes! The second word is… a certificate that we have to take when we go to school, what is called a calculation test?” Xiao a hurriedly described it.
“Speculation?” After Kang Xi finished speaking, after pondering for a while, he immediately clapped his hands and said: “Opportunity!”
“Yes! As expected of our team, Kang Xi, you are amazing!” Xiao A said with pride on his face.
The final result is that the two of them have guessed a total of eleven phrases in ten minutes! Kang Xi even guessed some words that Xiao a described as quite abstract.
Ji Youze feels incredible!
After Kang Xi was over, it was Ji Youze and Xiaob’s turn.
In fact, Ji Youze doesn’t worry about her mind not being able to turn this kind of problem at all. What she is more worried about is that her brain is too open to handle it.
When it comes to school, every time she takes a Chinese exam, she is a little prone to do strange things without knowing it.
For example, many magical questions in reading comprehension. For example, “What is the central idea expressed in the **** paragraph?”.
Every time he encounters such a question, Ji Youze likes to answer: “The central idea expressed in this paragraph is that the author wants to write an article, and then he writes it out.”
For another example, there is a prose with very beautiful words and sentences in reading comprehension. Then there is the title of the question below: “How do you feel about this essay?”
Ji Youze thought for a long time while biting his pen, and finally replied: “Sure enough, I should go to Shangri-La during the summer vacation.”
After the examination papers were issued, Ji Youze was invited to the office by the Chinese teacher.
Teacher: “Why do you answer this way?”
Ji Youze: “Because that’s my idea!”
Teacher: “You might as well not answer!”
Ji Youze: “But you said that even if you write silly during the exam, you must fill in all the blanks you can’t write. Those who don’t fill it up are fools!”
Teacher: “But why do you answer this way? You have no other thoughts?”
Ji Youze: “But that’s my direct thought. The author has a funny language, beautiful writing, and good at using anthropomorphic writing. He describes the scenery of Shangri-La as a graceful woman, gentle, beautiful, lovely, mature and generous, making people extremely yearning. ”
Teacher: “Then even if you write the sentence you just said, it’s okay!”
Ji Youze: “But my final thought after reading it was that I should go to Shangri-La during the summer vacation! This is the point!”
Teacher: “You go rough—!”
The above kind of thing has happened countless times. In fact, she didn’t want to confront the teacher, she just… deep down, she felt that the kind of questions that the quizzer felt, should have been truthfully written about the feelings that she most wanted to write about!
After Ji Youze and Xiao B went on the battlefield, Xiao B first described them, and Ji Youze came to guess the question.
Little b looked at the inscription board placed behind Ji Youze, thought for a while, and then said: “Four characters, four characters. Let’s first come first. For example, I want to ask you to borrow 10,000 yuan Money, but you want to reject me, what will you say to me?”
Ji Youze thought for a moment and replied: “No discussion!”
“It’s not this…” Xiao B hurriedly waved his hand while talking, but he suddenly said the first word of the idiom, so he could only pass it.
Ji Youze tilted his head and took a look. The idiom was called: nondescript.
Oops. So, if she answers ‘no borrow’, then get the first word right.
“This question is also four words! Summer Cicada, what is another name?” After changing the question, Xiao b continued to ask.
“I know! Climbing branches!” Ji Youze replied confidently.
After listening to Xiao b, he wanted to bump his head against the tree and said, “It’s not this, a more popular name!”
“The public crawls!” Ji Youze panicked, and unexpectedly created a word.
“No… hey, I’ve been!” Xiao b stopped guiding and continued to change the question.
The idiom of that question is: Know the book and reason. If she answered yes, then the first word is correct.
Another new question appeared, and Xiao b smiled. If this question is not answered correctly, it can only mean that when God created Ji Youze, he mistakenly used tofu dregs in her head.
“This question is three words, something that lives in water. It is fierce and can eat people. What is it called?” Xiao B looked at Ji Youze expectantly. I also added a sentence: “Someone made a movie for it!”
“I know, Piranha!” Ji Youze answered with confidence this time.
“No… hey!” Xiao b suddenly didn’t know what to say, so he had to shout.
It turned out to be the ‘Great White Shark’. Continue to be embarrassed.
Seeing Xiao B’s look anxious, Ji Youze thought for a while and said, “Let’s change positions.”
Little b has no choice but to nod.
The game continues to start.
“Four words. The battle between the enemy and us is on. Let’s hit the enemy on the ground. What should the enemy’s situation be called at this moment?” Ji Youze said in a race against time.
“No, the first word reminds you, what is usually followed by the collapsed word?” Ji Youze knew that he wanted to be crooked, so he added in time.
“Unbreakable!” Xiao B immediately understood.
“Pretty. Continue. This time, the two words, the earth, the solar system, the galaxy, etc., all exist in one thing?” Ji Youze did not forget to sign with his fingers to indicate that it was two words.
“Universe!” Xiao B is also very explosive.
“Yes, the next question, four words! Forbearance is calm for a while, what is it to take a step back?” Ji Youze completely entered the state.
“The sky is wide and the sea!” Xiao b answered right again in an instant.
“Four words are the adjectives we use the most when we talk about nothing to worry about when we are young.”
“Freedom?” Xiao b hesitated for a while this time.
“No, the first word, the first word, what kind of double is the world?” Ji Youze continued to guide.
“The world is unparalleled!” After Xiao B finished answering, he immediately understood and added: “Worry-free!”
Unexpectedly, Ji Youze’s group slowly brought the situation back. In the end, the answer was nine words correct. And none of the subsequent groups could surpass her. Although it was still a bit worse than Kang Xi’s group.
Generally speaking, the recording of the show is still very happy.
Only after the show was recorded, Ji Youze discovered that Kang Xi’s ankle was swollen.
In order not to delay everyone’s time, Kang Xi just asked Ji Youze to take out the essential oils from her bag and rub it. Although the following shows do not require much activity, there are still a lot of walking and standing links.
After several hours of recording, Kang Xi’s ankle swelled even more severely.
“Let’s go to the hospital.” Ji Youze said distressedly.
“Okay, listen to you.” Seeing Ji Youze’s brows furrowed like a bow tie, Kang Xi smiled and nodded.
After that, Ji Youze helped Kang Xi to get into the car carefully. Both Ji Youze’s assistant and Kang Xi’s assistant are a little embarrassed and want to help, but looking at the back of the two, they always feel that going to help is doing unnecessary things. So, in the end, they just followed them with something.
When I went to the hospital, the doctor said that after the examination, it was a contusion in the ankle. Whether it is serious or not, after all, no bones were injured. It’s not serious, but it is serious. Anyway, the injury should be painful for about a week, mainly depending on Kang Xi’s physique.
In short, you must insist on rubbing and rubbing with the active oil, and you must take a good rest and not exercise vigorously.
After leaving the hospital, Ji Youze patted his chest and said solemnly to Kang Xi: “Don’t worry, it’s okay. In the next week, I will cover all the big and small things in your life! I will never let it. You are hurt again!”
Kang Xi laughed after listening.
Lao Ji’s sentence is obviously very common, but it sounds so beautiful.
It’s just that Kang Xi didn’t know, Ji Youze strengthened the idea of going to fitness.
Because when I just helped Kang Xi, Ji Youze’s inner thoughts were: “If my old lady is confident enough in herself, she can grab Kang Xi on her back and run wild without fear of her falling off. Hey. It’s just because she is not confident enough. Back, you must be able to move your back, but I’m afraid that it will be unstable when you back up. After all, if you accidentally fall, what should you do if your ankle blows up…”
When Ji Youze and Kang Xi were recording the show, some fans couldn’t help but took photos, and they quickly spread to the group.
In the afternoon, Yang Suhuan was helping the people hired in the shop to clean up the small dishes and the like left by the guests on the table, and the group suddenly became lively.
The mountain fell in love with the sea: “The photos of Lao Ji participating in the show are showing!”
Mustard: “Oh, I want to see it!”
The mountain fell in love with the sea: “I have passed the group file. Kang Xi seems to be injured while recording. Lao Ji seems to be nervous about her, and she is really a good girlfriend in China!”
Seasonal animals: “This is the first time they are on a show, right?! Happy!”
Mustard: “Yes. I didn’t like Kang Xi before, but now, I don’t know if it is Aiwu Jiwu or what’s going on. I always think Kang Xi is great too! I really like the picture of them standing together!”
The **** of the pineapple world: “Someone is writing their CP text… Have you seen it?”
Tumbler: “What about the link?”
The mountain fell in love with a sea: “Tumbler, you haven’t appeared for a long time, haha, it appeared when you saw the cp text, do you Lily control?”
Wasabi: “In fact, lilies are also very beautiful. To be honest, I think girls like our old season, in terms of appearance, are really attractive to girls.”
I really want to fall in love: “Haha, I remembered the time Lao Ji had posted pictures on Weibo on the bar with Kang Xi. When I think about it carefully, it’s really tricky!”
Yushan: “That’s the time when Kang Xi kept posting herself and Hanna, and then Laoji kept posting pictures of her and designer Zhang Lianchen?”
I really want to fall in love: “Yes, I didn’t feel much at that time. The more I think about it, the more fun it feels.”
Xiao Sha Li: “What are you talking nonsense? How could Ji Youze be a disgusting homosexual?”
Mustard: “That grit, are you sick?”
Mustard: “Wrong type, grain of sand.”
I really want to fall in love: “Thinking is really feudal, administrator, please fork out this madman.”
The mountain fell in love with the sea: “I’ll go to you, little sand, what kind of thing are you? In this world, no matter whether you are **** or heterosexual, it is not something like you that can refer to you, you are disgusting! No matter what! I will support Lao Ji with a man or a woman from now on! Don’t talk about Lao Ji, just talk about ordinary people. I tell you, no matter who it is, whether it’s heterosexual or homosexual, I will never be like that. Like something like Xiang, bring it over to mock the blind bb!”
Xiao Sha Li: “The reaction was so fierce, are you gay, did I hurt your foot when I stepped on it?”
The mountain fell in love with the sea: “I have a boyfriend, thank you.”
Xiao Sha Li: “If you don’t reject homosexuality in your heart, why are you eager to clarify that you are not homosexual?”
The mountain fell in love with the sea: “What kind of **** stuff is your brain made of? I have a boyfriend, so I can’t support gays and anti-discrimination? I’ll go to your uncle! If I support gays, I have to kick my boyfriend. Are you mentally handicapped!”
Xiao Sha Li: “It’s disgusting to this group. I’m leaving. Bye.”
Wasabi: “Speechless, this kind of sb stuff, IQ… don’t be angry with Xiaohai…”
After Yang Suhuan used the computer to download the group file, he took a look at the chat content by the way.
What the little sand grain said made her stunned. It feels like someone is holding his neck. She has never liked talking in groups, she is often divers. The atmosphere in the group was so stiff for the first time. She was really at a loss.
Until the little sand grain left, Yang Suhuan tried to get rid of those unpleasant things.
After decompressing and reading all the photos, she held her chin with her hand, and her smile gradually spread.
Sure enough, Ji Youze and Kang Xi look so close. And… it seems to be a good match.
Yang Suhuan sighed softly, his eyes shifted to Ji Youze again.
Ji Youze in the photo has a good taste everywhere. Originally, she wouldn’t be able to deal with people like Ji Youze, but after getting in touch, she felt that Ji Youze was carrying a magnet on her body, and she couldn’t get rid of it at all.
Suddenly remembered the last time.
At that time, it was here, under the rolling door, Ji Youze turned around and asked her if she was afraid, and then smiled and said to her: “Don’t be afraid”.
It was such a small detail that made Yang Suhuan habitually think back to it several times every day. Ji Youze’s voice, Ji Youze’s expression. Then inadvertently thought of Kang Xi…
Does Ji Youze like girls? She has read that kind of book. No, it may be curious to see that. But if you like girls, then Ji Youze and Kang Xi might really be… a couple?
Yang Suhuan lay down on the counter, gently touched a small crystal ornament with his fingers, and then turned his head and looked at the basin of agave quietly. The watery long hair slid down the spine as much as possible, scattered on the skirt. His eyes looked slick, and his brows were so beautiful and not messy, they looked like they came out of a painting. It’s just that such a beautiful face is full of troubles.