The Goddess Hit the Female Nerves - Chapter 80
After working for most of the day, the final result is that Ji Youze is the last one to serve.
She brought the seaweed silk to the dining table, and felt that she was very weak and completely collapsed.
Sun Fei’s tomato scrambled eggs feels pretty good, the egg yolk is bright, the tomato cubes are medium in size, and they are fried softly. Just looking at the color and luster, it is appetizing.
Hu Qingqing’s cucumber shoot looks pretty good.
Xue Shaohua’s sashimi fish fillet also felt that the meat must be very smooth and tender just by looking at it. Molly’s fish-flavored shredded pork is also very well-proportioned, wrapped in thick juice, bright red in color and rich in fragrance.
There is also the hibiscus meat made by Kang Xi. Each piece of tenderloin has a shrimp, and it is fried golden in the pot and arranged in a flower-like shape, with orange-red juice on top. It’s really delicious.
Although Yang Suhuan’s fruit salad felt a little perfunctory at first, now he feels that it is only complete with the dishes on this table. As for Qian Jia’s noodles, Ji Youze really wanted to hold Qian Jia’s collar and hold it for a while every time he glanced at it.
“Come on, let’s start!” Xue Shaohua first picked up the chopsticks, and then stretched over to the hibiscus meat made by Kang Xi.
Molly and Hu Qingqing were also the first dishes. And after everyone took a bite, they all opened their eyes and chewed, nodded and stretched out their thumbs. It seemed so delicious that they didn’t want to stop chewing and talk.
Seeing that everyone was eating so deliciously, Ji Youze stretched out his chopsticks to pick it up.
That meat is wonderfully done. There are tenderloin, shrimp, ham, egg whites, and some things that Ji Youze doesn’t know what it is. All in all it looks great. One bite, the taste is really great.
Sure enough, Ji Youze feels like the happiest woman in the world every time he eats the dishes made by Kang Xi. However, after an hour, her happiness disappeared. She began to feel that she was the most miserable woman in the world.
Since Ji Youze was the last to serve, he naturally had to accept the legendary punishment.
“I thought of a good idea.” After everyone discussed for a long time, Xue Shaohua suddenly pushed down his glasses, smiling a little sinister.
“What’s the idea?” Ji Youze immediately sent a warning message all over his body.
“Wait later you take the loudspeaker, go out, and sell ‘twist, fifty cents a dollar, pass by, don’t miss it!’, if you hawk it for five minutes, it’s a pass!”
“Then you have to have speakers too, don’t you?” Ji Youze said immediately.
“It’s okay, just the speakers. We have a lot of program groups, and we can send you a call in minutes.” Xue Shaohua smiled.
Ji Youze turned to look at the big guy, and the big guys nodded. Even Kang Xi looked at her with a wicked look on her face.
Ji Youze thought for a while, and thought it was okay. This punishment was actually very easy to complete. Much better than the messy and unethical punishment.
Therefore, Ji Youze Zheng focused his head down after thinking about it again and again.
“Alright. Little Jasmine, aren’t you good at make-up? You are even becoming a beastly chivalrous woman. In this way, you can give us Xiao Ji, and put on the very red emerald makeup you had some time ago. Xue Shaohua said, and patted Molly on the shoulder again.
“Why make up?” Ji Youze was stunned.
“Hey. You are a star after all. It would be bad if you just walked out like this, right? So, you must pretend to be.”
Xue Shaohua is so reasonable, Ji Youze feels completely powerless to refute.
Half an hour later, Ji Youze was forced to change into a floral dress that Molly had bought but had not yet opened the card, and his hair was tied into two braids. His head was also wrapped in a silk scarf, there were countless small freckles on his face, and his lips were extremely red.
With this appearance, it is estimated that even if she was pushed in front of her mother, her mother would not dare to recognize her.
After everything was set up, the group of people sat in the car provided by the program group.
In the carriage, Xue Shaohua was still not idle. He took another water-based pen and drew a big dot under Ji Youze’s chin.
Even the cameraman couldn’t help but smiled.
About twenty minutes later, the car stopped downstairs by a certain resident.
At this point, there are not many people, but some people are walking around. There are also some children running around and playing.
After being pushed out of the car by the crowd, Ji Youze stood there holding the speaker, feeling a little at a loss.
She hadn’t even spoken yet, and several brats turned their heads and looked at her with the toy car.
After that, Ji Youze looked at a bamboo basket covered with a towel that Xue Shaohua had forced into his arms, cleared his throat, and then raised the speaker.
“Twist, fifty cents, don’t miss it! Hey! Take a look, take a look, twists, fifty cents, pass by, don’t miss it…” Ji Youze said, instantly everyone around you He turned his head reflexively and looked at her.
Just shout a few words and that’s it, five minutes… it’s really unimaginable.
“Do you sell twists?” At this moment, a little boy walked up to Ji Youze and asked.
what! Actually, someone will actually come and buy? ! Ji Youze was stunned for a second, then nodded blankly and said, “Great.”
“How old is it, can you show me?” The little boy continued to ask, and he had already put his hand in his pocket, looking like he was going to pay for it.
“It’s so big that you can’t even hold it!” Ji Youze broke down in a cold sweat.
The little boy was puzzled after listening.
“Yes…actually…” Ji Youze licked his lower lip, and then said, “Actually, I don’t sell twists here.”
“Mom mentally retarded.” After listening, the little boy gave her a contemptuous look, and then left. After walking a few steps, he turned around again, made a grimace, and added: “Looks like a mentally retarded!”
Ji Youze touched his forehead, turned his head and looked into the car, only to see Kang Xi and the others leaning forward and backward with a smile.
Back in the car. Ji Youze swept everyone over with resentment, unabashedly venting his resentment. However, everyone who met her sight was trembling with laughter.
Ji Youze felt that she was a bit offended with this show. In this show, I was simply hit by evil.
But to be honest, I’m very happy.
This kind of program cannot be said to be recorded completely according to one’s own lifestyle, but a guide will be given in the program. For example, the so-called task is a guiding role for fun.
However, it does not mean that all are false. Also, there is an advantage to participating in this kind of show, that is, everyone can really let go of it. When you go to various places, you don’t need to wrap yourself up like a zongzi, you can show yourself openly.
After all, the program team will ensure everyone’s life is safe throughout the process.
Although she has been embarrassed a little bit more often, in general, she feels quite happy.
The next day.
Kang Xi’s old classmate and outsider friend Bai Xiaoyue found Kang Xi, hoping that she could help post an advertisement for her company’s recent game on Weibo.
Bai Xiaoyue said that the company is rectifying internal employees. She and another girl have the opportunity to get a promotion, but the boss is still considering it, mainly because they are still evaluating the performance of the two. Bai Xiaoyue’s performance in the past few months is okay, but it is still not enough. If she pulls Kang Xi to advertise this time, she will be sure of her performance.
After all, Kang Xi usually accepts big-name endorsements, and such things as direct advertisements on Weibo are indeed rare.
Kang Xi nodded after pondering for a while.
But she didn’t want to put ads directly. After all, it was too uninnovative, and most people didn’t want to play it when they saw it, so they turned to play other things.
Just look at the Weibo of some celebrities.
Generally speaking, the original Weibo is viewed by more people, liked by more people, and commented by more people. The second is forwarding. However, the number of comments and likes is very small, usually some relatively blunt advertising blog posts.
Therefore, Kang Xi thought of a way. That is to write an interesting long Weibo.
But if you write a long Weibo, it will definitely be difficult to write if you haven’t played a game.
Thinking about it, Kang Xi caught Ji Youze and asked her to play the game with herself.
The game is new and not fully online yet, but it is also happy. It is said to be a great game, only people with high IQ and high EQ can have fun. Otherwise, the game will be so angry that he vomits blood.
As for Ji Youze, he promised readily and immediately took over the job.
So, one night, the two temporarily took leave of absence, left the villa where the super roommates recorded, and returned to their homes, turned on the computer, and registered their ids.
This is a game with two heroines. Kang Xi chose a character whose whole body was purple and registered an id called “Tianmu Youyin”.
Ji Youze chose a female character with **** wearing a silver suit, and registered an id named “Wushan Little Witch”.
After everything was ready, the two entered the game.
Kang Xi has already worked out the general format of the long Weibo and so on. Moreover, she has been taking smart screenshots almost from the beginning of registration.
After all, these can be reserved for writing long Weibo materials.
I guess it’s ok after playing for one night. It will not be too complicated. However, Kang Xi completely underestimated Ji Youze’s convulsive attributes.
in the game.
Kang Xi’s “Twilight Youyin” wore a purple-gold battle costume, folded her shoulders, and stood facing the wind on a huge banyan tree growing on a steep cliff. Her purple eyes exuded an unruly light, and she looked forward to the territory she was currently laying down proudly.
Just when she was about to take a step, she was about to take a light leap forward, suddenly a hole in the back of her head was slammed through the back of her head, and she rolled onto the cliff with all her feet up and down.
That’s right, it was Ji Youze’s character who attacked her:’Little Witch of Wushan’.
After entering this new game, I fought inexplicably for most of the night, but I was always stuck here, and Kang Xi was already looking like a dish.
Every time she wants to leave here, the’Little Witch of Wushan’ will always deal with herself after she has dealt with a batch of blood bats.
For the first time, the’Little Witch of Wushan’ couldn’t stop herself, so after rushing all the way, she kicked the’Twilight with Sound’ into the bottom of the cliff.
For the second time, the’Little Witch of Wushan’ successfully solved the blood bat and harvested the magic weapon-Frozen God Crossbow. As a result, she said she wanted to test how powerful it was, and then she shot an arrow / got it right. ‘heart.
All in all, under the torture of Ji Youze, the’Little Witch of Wushan’, Kang Xi played from late night to daytime, and she was exhausted.
Although some of the settings in this game are a bit magical, Kang Xi feels that he can still play with it carefully, and it won’t be the case anyway.
“I’ll be here for the last time. I can’t pass it again, so I went to bed.” Kang Xi said weakly.
“Good!” Ji Youze replied excitedly.
The’Little Witch of Wushan’ was accidentally sucked blood by a blood bat, and was poisoned by psychedelic poison, so she ran over with her arms and legs like a great god, and both fell into the cliff.
Kang Xi stared at the computer screen for a long time without speaking.