Summon the Emperor System - Chapter 348
Chapter 348 Genshin Impact Tofu!
“Xu Que, you actually used feces to tease everyone. It’s too much. This is obviously mocking and humiliating the gods of the heavens and the world.”
“Dear masters, this time I can’t bear it. This emperor suggests to mute him.”
Amidst the screaming sound, the Jade Emperor, who was just awe-inspiring on the surface, had a dark heart, and had a careful eye, spoke righteously. Although he could not be kicked, he wanted to take this opportunity to seek the consent of the administrators and give him a permanent ban. It is no different from kicked.
Realm Master Xiao Yan: “It’s disgusting to me, I won’t help him this time.”
Master Lin Dong: “You can make a joke, but you can’t be too low-level.”
Realm Master Shi Hao: “Forbid it, forbid it.”
Several realm masters also felt that it was too much. After all, everyone was a person whose face was bigger than the sky, so how could it be such a spoof.
Helper Xu Que: “I’ll care about you two uncles.”
Prompt, the leader Xu Que was permanently banned.
The Jade Emperor moved swiftly, and his heart was refreshed.
“Ding!”
At this time, the system voice sounded in Zhao Hao’s mind: “Reminder, it is determined by the department that this item is “Soul Smelly Tofu”, which is as effective as flat peaches. It is recommended to buy it.”
what!
Yuanshen stinky tofu!
Zhao Hao was taken aback, it turned out that the thing was not shit.
Then I closed my eyes and carefully observed the picture, and sure enough, the dark ‘shit’ pieces turned out to be stinky tofu.
Zhao Hao was speechless for a while.
Then Xu Que, there is no spoof.
Because it’s just a picture, no one can feel the celestial spirit of the stinky tofu from the primordial spirit across the screen, so all the heavens and thousands of realms have looked away.
Zhao Hao was also shocked in his heart. The stinky tofu he made by himself has an effect no less than that of the heavenly flat peaches. This blasting heaven gang Xu Que is indeed extraordinary. This person is definitely a bug-like evil existence.
If you see in the future, you must be careful!
Realm Lord Jade Emperor: “Let’s continue now.” With great relief in his heart, he finally silenced Xu Que.
Emperor Zhao Ritian: “Wait!”
Realm Lord Jade Emperor: “???”
Emperor Zhao Ritian: “I just bought the things that the Tiantian Gang had just sold.”
Damn it!
Behind the screen of the mobile phone, the eyes of the great people from all walks of life almost flew out.
Realm Lord Jade Emperor: “Zhao Ritian, are you sure?”
Emperor Zhao Ritian: “Yeah.”
Suddenly, the group exploded again.
Realm Master Xiao Yan: “Damn, do you buy **** too?”
World Master Lin Dong: “A talented person.”
Realm Master Shi Hao: “Oh my god, I said that I’m shocked…”
Domain Master Wudao: “Brother Ritian, you are scanning goods, you want everything.”
Domain Lord Jitian: “Brother Ritian is still ruthless, he buys all shit.”
Domain Lord and Minister: “A **** can be sold for the same price as the Queen Mother’s flat peaches. This is the first time that the old man has seen such a miracle in the various star regions for 80,000 years!”
…
Emperor Zhao Ritian: “Remove the ban for him.” Ignoring everyone’s surprise, he didn’t explain.
The Jade Emperor: “…” I have all the hearts that want to cry.
Since someone bought the **** and the transaction was successful, there is no reason to mute him, it can only be…
Prompt, helper Xu Que lifted the mute.
Helper Xu Que: “Hahaha, I’m alive again.”
Helper Xu Que: “The person who just silenced me, I have remembered your names. Meeting the rivers and lakes is a **** battle.”
Helper Xu Que@: “Friends, this love is like a mountain, goodbye in the rivers and lakes, there will be a return.”
Helper Xu Que@: “As expected, he is the man of Yuetian, or you know the goods.”
Emperor Zhao Ritian: “A total of ten yuan, 10 future coins, the old rule, after the trade fair is over, you can trade privately.”
Helper Xu Que: “It’s easy to talk.”
Helper Xu Que: “Friendly reminder, this stuff smells so bad, it’s best to hold your nose when you eat.”
Emperor Zhao Ritian: “Well, I see, I have eaten this thing. It smells stink and eats incense.”
Helper Xu Que: “It’s best to sprinkle some sesame seeds and cumin on it, it will be more flavorful.”
Emperor Zhao Ritian: “Yes, in this case, it smells stinky and fragrant. It feels endless aftertaste.”
Helper Xu Que: “After the condiments are sprinkled, they can be grilled or fried…”
Emperor Zhao Ritian: “Stop talking, I just want to eat now.”
Watching the conversation between the two, the corners of the mouths of the great people from all walks of life twitched, their stomachs kept turning up, holding their mobile phones and retching constantly.
grass!
These two great people actually discussed how to **** in public.
Today is a long experience. Some people sell **** and others buy shit. What’s more, there are all kinds of chi **** methods…
This Zhao Ritian, an extremely cruel character!
If you meet each other, it’s best not to mess with him.
Zhao Hao’s heart was also thrilled, flat peach, nine-turn golden pill, and ginseng fruit. Now, he has made a soul stinky tofu. He has no future coins. If his baby can’t be sold for a while, the mysterious and ruthless brother Ritian , Is about to become Paolu brother.
Seeing that everyone in the group stopped talking, they proactively prompted: “Go ahead.”
The Jade Emperor finally calmed his shocked heart: “Okay. In order of level, now, Xiao Yan will introduce your treasures.”
Xiao Yan directly threw a photo.
Realm Master Xiao Yan: “The immeasurable sky ruler, the magic weapon, 100,000 future coins. Hahaha, can anyone afford it?” It seemed that he didn’t take it seriously, it was just to pretend to be forced.
Magic soldier!
Looking at the picture, everyone was shocked again.
Every magic weapon has a singular history, and its origins can be described as thrilling. Divine weapons have the power to destroy the world. There are not many real divine weapons in the heavens and all realms.
As soon as the gods appeared, even the bulls in the heavens and the world would salivate.
Many of the master-level powers of the domain master may not have a magic weapon in their hands. Looking at the picture, the cows swallowed their mouths, but when they looked at the price, everyone was twitched.
Brother, do you think the future currency is RMB?
I remember that a certain man used a planet to exchange a few future coins, 100,000 future coins, who can afford it? This whole group of people can’t make up 100,000 future coins.
Everyone could see that Xiao Yan didn’t really want to sell it at all, but just to show off and pretend to be coercive.
really……
Realm Master Xiao Yan: “No one buys it? If no one buys it, I will take it back.”
Realm Master Shi Hao: “I have a’killing emperor war spear’, a quasi-sage soldier, and it also sells for 100,000 Future Coins. Does anyone want it?”
Realm Master Lin Dong: “Haha, I have a’burning heavenly cauldron’, which is also a quasi-sage soldier. It only sells 9,999 future coins. Does anyone want it?”
At this time, two online world masters came out to pretend to be force.
The master of the domain, the master of the great empire, scolded his mother, dazzling your sister, dazzling your uncle.
A wicked smile appeared on Zhao Hao’s face. These magic soldiers, compared to his magic soldiers, seemed to be a little bit worse.