How Hard is It To Raise a Bug? - Chapter 92
Chapter 90: What Are We Eating Today
After ensuring that the audience had enough dog food, Yu Mengruo closed the live broadcast room and continued to eat corn while commanding the star thieves who were far away from the camera.
“Okay, stop the machine quickly. Put on that camouflage cover with stealth function. You have been hiding in the underground lair of the primitive Zerg these days, you are not allowed to come out to know?”
The star thief who served in Yu Mengruo’s live broadcast this time happened to be the female worm named Tang who had urged their boss to hijack Yu Mengruo.
After interrogating the star thieves, Yu Mengruo already knew that the reason why he was so lucky to meet the star thieves last time was all because of this guy’s picks to give him away.
So this live broadcast will be chosen here because Yu Mengruo thinks that this male worm, Xiao Tang, is very auspicious – a child who grew up in a large flower family, it is inevitable that he has the habit of asking for a lot of money before doing things.
Tang didn’t know that he was a mascot in the eyes of the male insects, but he said: “I know, I know, my lord! I must hide and never show up! But, but, there will really be male insects who don’t have long eyes to come with you. Are you stealing territory?”
He selectively lost his memory, never mentioning that his former boss was also such a blind male, and flattered, “Sir, if there is anything you need me, please tell me! If there is something that is not worthy of Sharka Sir, you can send me to fight! Let me tell you, although the female servants of the other males are better than me, but they are all useless guys, and I can fight better than them It’s a lot more to give up!”
Yu Mengruo was originally happy, but after hearing Tang’s words, she suddenly became vigilant and turned her head to warn: “I tell you, don’t make trouble for me, run out on your own initiative to scare those Zerg away! I’m counting on it. They help me build a brand new assembly line on this planet! Do you know that an assembly line is very expensive? If you scare them away and they can’t pay for my loss, I will take you away and let you be my spirit Power attack sparring!”
Tang flattered and slapped the horse’s leg, thinking how the boss was killed by a single blow, so frightened that his knees fell to the ground, and he didn’t wait to beg for mercy.
Sharka, who was eating baked potatoes silently, heard what the hero said, and suddenly interjected: “Master, if you lack the mental power to attack the sparring, you can take him back directly, don’t worry about the lack of labor on this planet. Anyway. Those male worms who land here will not build their own assembly lines, they will definitely bring their own female worms, and it is estimated that there will be more than one, and then they will deduct their female worms.”
Yu Mengruo was taught obediently: “Yes, Shasha, you are right!”
Sharka continued to point out: “Except that the males are useless, it is also troublesome to kill them. You can send them to the Second Corps to apply for the arbitration point mental damage fee. All other females, spaceships and equipment can be deducted.”
Yu Mengruo: “Okay Shasha, let’s do this!”
Tang didn’t dare to interrupt when Yu Mengruo and Sharka were talking. When they finally finished discussing, he was so frightened that he burst into tears and cried without dignity: “Don’t, my lord! When sparring, females like me should mine until they die, and the valet of the males are more suitable for you to take with you! It is still very important whether the females are good-looking or not, and the good-looking females are still attacked by the spirit. It’s admirable, a female like me is attacked and hurts her eyes, my lord—! my lord—! I’m sure it won’t be a bad thing to stay underground, my lord—!”
Sharka glanced at Tang and said coldly, “Shut your mouth and cry softly.”
Why does the male lord always encounter such unruly female insects, this is too much a headache for Sharka.
Tang gasped in fright and quickly fell silent.
Yu Mengruo was also taken aback. Although he thought Tang was right (he was crying so hard), he still tactfully expressed his loyalty immediately: “Don’t be angry, Shasha! Don’t listen to this guy’s nonsense, I don’t want to be attacked and seductive female worms. By my side! I think females with sharp eyes are better when attacked, and they can exercise my willpower!”
Tang was distraught, covering his mouth and lying on the ground, crying silently: “Damn it, I’m really an idiot, why was I so brainless in the first place, thinking that I have the strength to rob these two devils!” I was really fooled by my own stupidity! !
Before the male worms came, Yu Mengruo ran around the surrounding asteroids, hid all the mining lines, and let the primitive zerg and star thief captives hide in the underground lair like Tang, and then took them with him. The nano-robots with camera devices were scattered to each planet, and the primitive Zerg also looked out for him, waiting for the arrival of the male insects that Anthony said.
Anthony didn’t lie. A few days later, Du Kun drove a spaceship into Yu Mengruo’s territory and landed on Tang’s planet.
– This male really thought that Yu Mengru was not a threat, so he didn’t push other males to take the lead.
In B612, Yu Mengruo noticed the guests on his territory for the first time, watched Du Kun’s spaceship carefully, and said with emotion: “It’s good, it looks very expensive, full of money…”
Sharka asked, “What should this be called, is it also called a scavenger?”
Yu Mengruo took the time to check the price of this spaceship, and decisively refused: “No, although its previous owner is not very good, but it is so beautiful and so expensive, how can it be compared with the scavenger No. 1, I decided to call it Wild Pearl 1.”
After renaming Du Kun’s car, Yu Mengruo did not act immediately, but silently waited for the other males to take their places.
After Du Kun, three other males appeared around B612 one after another.
Not all of these males who come to pick things up are as stupid as Du Kun, and the money comes quickly. According to Yu Mengruo’s evaluation standard, no one’s spaceship is qualified to be called a pearl. The males decided to call them self-service salmon No. 1-3. No., which means “Although it is not so beautiful, it should be delicious if it looks fresh and tender.”
And these males really brought more than one female. The average quality of the females around them seems to be much higher than that of the female star thieves – ah! Great, will definitely be able to do more heavy and complex jobs than mining in the future.
Overall, Yu Mengruo was quite satisfied with this wave of free takeaways.
In order to pass on the most accurate first-hand information to Yu Mengruo, Anthony also joined this small enclosure group, became the last male worm to arrive, and told Yu Mengruo, “Sir, it’s time to act!”
Anthony’s spaceship was as beautiful as Du Kun’s, which made Yu Mengruo a little jealous. But reason told him: he must be restrained, and he can’t see a spaceship and want to grab it. After all, he is a lord now, and he has not changed his career to be an interstellar pirate.
Yu Mengruo sat on the flying shark driven by Sharka, turned on the stealth flight mode, and quietly drove to the barren star where Du Kun was.
At the same time, he asked Xiao Shi for help to invade all the networks of visiting Zerg. Without cutting off the network, he set all new news related to him as a block word, so as to avoid too much movement after the live broadcast was started by other Zerg. Perception—he would be very distressed if any of these males ran away, their spaceships are now numbered!
The flying shark landed on the barren star without disturbing Du Kun and his females. It was still morning.
Du Kun had just left the inappropriate gatherings for children that had lasted for several days, and had just fallen asleep with the routine that he had cultivated for the past few days. The other females who stayed with him all night were also very tired, and only the two most unloved females staggered out of the spaceship with force, languidly assembling the mining machinery assembly line.
Since the most conspicuous mining area on this barren star is the one where Yu Mengruo has built an assembly line, the location where they are working is not far from Yu Mengruo’s assembly line.
Fortunately, Du Kun was here to make trouble and was very rich. He didn’t expect to make real money on this planet at all, so he picked the most vacant location in the mining area and dropped it, completely eliminating the exploration process, and started assembling machinery nearby, while Yu Mengruo. The original Zerg and star thieves have been cleared of activity in advance, and they have also covered the machine with expensive high-tech ‘stealth” camouflage, so they didn’t realize that there was already a mining device here.
Sharka parked the flying shark in the forest very close to the mining area, and the primitive Zerg immediately swarmed to help cover up the mecha.
Yu Mengruo opened the live broadcast.
The male dressed up for today’s live broadcast, and just now forced Sharka to make an emergency mask with himself on the flying shark.
In the past, he used to wear fresh and cute casual clothes, highlighting his youth and beauty, so as to make the audience understand and sympathize with his temporary weakness to the greatest extent, and then turn the weakness into an easy-to-use tool.
But today, Yu Mengruo came to show off the value of force and made the public admire, so the style of dressing is completely different from the past. He deliberately put on the military camouflage uniform bought at the store near the Second Corps, matched with neat black military boots, and brought The tactical gloves are also tightly tied to the waist with a wide armed belt, which makes his legs seem long and straight, and his waist is narrow. Even his stature seems to have grown several centimeters out of thin air.
The illusion when looking in the mirror gave the male self-confidence, and when he first changed into this suit, he even ran to Sharka’s side to measure the height difference between them.
As a result… um… he took his own humiliation and said goodbye!
Seeing his loss, Sharka went out of his way to comfort him, “Master, your height is already higher than the average height of males, so you don’t need to compare it with females. And I am taller among females…”
Yu Mengruo: Uuuu, whatever, Shasha, please stop talking.
Ignoring this episode, Yu Mengruo dressed up very handsomely today and looked very A. The audience in the live broadcast room really liked this style, and they offered rainbow farts to praise the male’s appearance in an all-round way.
Yu Mengruo said to the camera enthusiastically: “Hello everyone! Last time we broadcast live, I picked something I planted to eat. Today we will change our way and go to the forest to find something to fill our stomach.”
Yu Mengruo turned sideways to move away from position C, palms up to guide the audience to look at Sharka, “As for what we eat today, Shasha has the final say.”
Sharka nodded to the camera. Although not as enthusiastic as the male worm, since Yu Mengruo indicated that he would be the leader, he would not let the live broadcast stand still, and then explained: “Generally speaking, there will be a lot of food that can satisfy your stomach on the undeveloped star, but there is a lack of Experienced Zerg, it’s best not to try to imitate at will…”
As he spoke, he stretched out his hand, and Yu Mengruo put his hand on it naturally, and walked side by side with Sharka towards the mining area.